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So Jim Duggan's back for the second entry in a row. Yeah...why me? This time, he faces Meng, formerly known as Haku in what is called a "Martial Arts match." How is this any different from a regular match, well that is an excellent question...I have no idea. Let's just get into this First off, Jim Duggan is sporting the most traditional of martial arts gear in jeans and cowboy boots: I mean come on, have you ever even been to a dojo? So after refusing to bow initially (like a babyface), Duggan eventually bows after being yelled at by referee Sonny Onoo. Meng takes this opportunity to kick Duggan in the head. The two trade strikes, with Duggan throwing traditional martial arts moves such as punches and forearms before Meng hits Duggan to the ground. Duggan takes off his boot and hits Meng with it (like in most martial arts matches). I know I might sound like a broken record with these martial arts jokes, but seriously, what about this match is "martial ar...

Before I start, sorry about this blog going completely silent for nearly two weeks. One of the hinges on my laptop broke, which then caused the WiFi cable in the laptop to get cut, making it basically useless with a lid half off and no Internet connection. To top off this series of unfortunate events, the day after I got it fixed, I got very sick, fell asleep during Extreme Rules, and barley stayed up for RAW last night. So I'm just now getting back into the swing of things, so let's do it. It's been a month since I last tackled a match for the Worst in the World, and while I do have an actual excuse for why I didn't post one for so long (it was finals week, followed by a broken laptop), I think it's funnier if you believe that the Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus broke me mentally and physically, and I need a month to recover. Well, like Seth Rollins, it's time to Redesign, Rebuild, and Reclaim and get back to work. And hopefully I'm easing my way ba...

Quick Note: Just to let you know, this entry is going to have a lot more visuals than my other ones so far. The match is so hard to talk about, it's just easier to show you it.   I have no words. Only rants. What in the hell was this match? It is the most confusing, nonsensical, laughably bad attempts at a new match type. And I don't mean like the Chamber of Horrors where there was wacky stuff happening the entire time and nothing made any sense. This is just a slow, plodding match with zero stability whatsoever. This isn't thinking outside the box, this is taking the box and completely throwing it out the window First complaint, what is with Michael Buffer's outrageously long introductions? Did WCW pay him by the word? I get it for guys like Hogan and Flair, but he gives a long detailed introduction to Meng. What the hell is a Meng? Whatever. This match pits Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage against "The Alliance to End Hulkamania", which is easily the wors...