The Wrestling Section

WrestleMania is right around the corner, Maggle! In only 10 days, WrestleMania 32 will emanate from Cowboys Stadium, Dean Ambrose & Brock Lesnar will probably have a brutal street fight, Shane McMahon will probably main event, and Roman Reigns will probably get booed out of the building for the second year in a row. And while seeing the inevitable Reigns victory will suck (and with no briefcase to save us this year) this might be rough. But even most people don't like Roman Reigns, his match with Triple H will more than likely be good. Unlike this one. At WrestleMania VIII, Tag Team Champions Money Inc. (Ted Dibiase & IRS) defended their belts against The Natural Disasters Earthquake & The Shockmaster  Typhoon. That's pretty ironic, because this match is a disaster (*self-high fives for excellent pun*). Money Inc. starts tagging each other in to toy with Earthquake, ending with Dibiase in with the Quake. Earthquake over powers Dibiase to start, and runs wild o...

  "Did he perm his mullet? Why would you perm your mullet? He looks like a poodle"-Me, seeing Sid Justice's permed mullet for the first time Seven more Hogan matches after this. If this is any indication of what the Hogan matches are going to be like, I'm in something deep. This match is so boring. So ungodly boring. So boring that when I was making a recording of my reaction to this match, I could barely say anything about this match. It's about 16 minutes of me saying "Stalling", "Boring", or giving out about Sid's mullet. Sid attacks Hogan during his entrance, and Hogan immediately gets the upper hand and knocks Sid out of the ring. Sid gets back in the ring, which is when I noticed Sid's PERMED MULLET.   Look at that! That's supposed to be intimidating! I guess that's threatening if you find Kenny Powers threatening. It might sound weird that I was so drawn to Sid's mullet, but I swear, there is nothing els...