Worst in the World: Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII

"Did he perm his mullet? Why would you perm your mullet? He looks like a poodle"-Me, seeing Sid Justice's permed mullet for the first time

Seven more Hogan matches after this. If this is any indication of what the Hogan matches are going to be like, I'm in something deep. This match is so boring. So ungodly boring. So boring that when I was making a recording of my reaction to this match, I could barely say anything about this match. It's about 16 minutes of me saying "Stalling", "Boring", or giving out about Sid's mullet.
Sid attacks Hogan during his entrance, and Hogan immediately gets the upper hand and knocks Sid out of the ring. Sid gets back in the ring, which is when I noticed Sid's PERMED MULLET.

Look at that! That's supposed to be intimidating! I guess that's threatening if you find Kenny Powers threatening. It might sound weird that I was so drawn to Sid's mullet, but I swear, there is nothing else even remotely entertaining about the match. This match is about 19% rest holds, 80% stalling, and 1% actual wrestling. I'm serious, Sid hits a sidewalk slam and I was surprised someone did a wrestling move.
So they do the "referee arm drop spot" and Hogan keeps the arm up after one drop, eliminating any drama from the spot. Sid hits the aforementioned sidewalk slam, stalls, and calls for the powerbomb. This leads to my least favorite Hogan trope: kicking out of a finisher at two. And I don't mean he kicks out right before three, I mean he kicks out right at two. The guy is ready to kick out at one in a half. Hogan then no sells the powerbomb, Hulks up, and hits the leg drop.
Sid's manager Harvey Wippleman then gets in the ring after Sid kicks out of the leg drop (because Papa Shango missed his cue to break it up to get him disqualified) and gets him disqualified. Papa Shango runs out late, and the two beat up Hogan until The Ultimate Warrior runs down after being gone since SummerSlam. He is the best part of this match, and the match is already over. The crowd went crazy for him, and he takes out Shango. Sid hits him with a chair while he is shaking the ropes. Warrior sells it, but at the same time, CONTINUES TO SHAKE THE ROPES LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. He is down on one knee in pain, and still doing his entrance. Hogan boots Sid out of the ring, and Warrior and Hogan celebrate.
Man, this was so boring. The match is so slow up until Hogan Hulk's up, but that's it. It's definitely not the worst match I've ever seen, but it's without a doubt one of the most boring I've ever seen.

So, what's next for the Worst in the World...

Hey, as long as the Insane Clown Posse isn't with them, I can deal with the Oddities. I hope.

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