Worst in the World: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Deathmatch-AEW Dynamite: Fight for the Fallen 2023 (Night 1)
The post you're about to read is an account of a tragedy that befell a group of eight wrestlers, in particular Jeff Hardy and his opponent Jeff Jarrett. It is all the more tragic that they were legends. But even having wrestled very, very many matches, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them an idyllic Fight for the Fallen became a nightmare.
The events of that show were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre matches in the annals of wrestling history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre...Deathmatch.
Yeah, this one did not take long to get requested. In fact, it joins the very rare club of matches that got requested within 24 hours of it actually happening. And if there was ever a better time, it would be during Halloween month. So yeah, Jeff Hardy vs Jeff Jarrett in the first-ever "Texas Chain Saw Massacre Deathmatch" from Day 1 of Fight for the Fallen (which was split up over three days across AEW's weekly shows, with Day 1 being an episode of Dynamite.) There isn't really a feud that set this match up, but the Hardys did a run-in during a Trios match between the Elite and Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and Satnam Singh to counter the interference from Karen Jarrett and Sonjay Dutt (also part of Jarrett's group that really needs a team name.) The "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" part comes from a sponsorship deal with the very fun Texas Chain Saw Massacre video game that came out two days after this episode of Dynamite. AEW reportedly got paid $100,000 for having this match, which, as Tony Khan stated, was donated to the Maui Food Bank to help people affected by the Maui wildfires, which is nice. People really love the game. People did not, however, love the match, as it currently sits at a 2.28 on Cagematch.net, and is currently the #6 worst-rated match of 2023 (of eligible matches) on the site. Let's take a look.
Jeff Hardy's out first, rocking a mask of a human face over his own Leatherface-style.Hardy then hops the barricade and heads backstage, so I have no idea why he made an entrance if the match is actually in the back. Hardy makes his way to an area decorated with a single wall covered in weapons and doused in red lighting.Great, Virtual Boy lighting, I hate it. This is meant to resemble the various "Leatherface Lairs" in the video game. The wall of weapons distracts Hardy long enough for Jeff Jarrett to attack him from behind, hitting him with what I think are Halloween store-bone decorations. In fairness, bones tied together are also a thing from the game. The bell rings as Hardy fights back, knocking the bones out of Jarrett's hand before hitting him with it. 15 seconds in and we already get interference, as Jarrett's wife Karen runs over and hits Hardy in the back. Jarrett tries to capitalize by whipping Hardy into the wall, but Hardy reverses it and sends Jarrett into the wall.
Hardy's not phased by Karen hitting him with the bones, as he grabs a crutch and hits Jarrett across the back. This is broken up by Satnam Singh, who's dressed in overalls because the Sawyer family from Texas Chainsaw are Southern and hillbillies are Southern, I guess. Singh grabs Hardy by the throat, lifting him in the air and pinning him against the wall. This is broken up by Matt Hardy, Isiah Kassidy, and Ethan Page, as Kassidy hits Singh across the back with a chair before all three men him down. That makes five people who have interfered in this match so far. We're not even a minute in.
Kassidy & Page each get a punch in Jarrett before Karen runs over to protect him. As she does, Matt Hardy dumps a bucket of blood over them.Or, as Excalibur and Tazz call it on commentary "I don't know what the hell that could be." Are you telling me Jon Moxley can bleed 1-2 times a week on TV but you can't call something that is obviously supposed to be blood "blood?" Jeff Hardy follows up this bloodbath by dropkicking Jarrett. Matt Hardy, Kassidy, and Page toss Singh down a dark alley, prompting the Jarrett's to retreat there with him. Hardy lands one more crutch shot before it goes to a picture-in-picture commercial break...
Here's where I ran into a problem. I recently switched to Hulu Live, which is where I'm watching this. Hulu did not include the picture-in-picture portion of this match, it just went to their own commercials. I'm assuming this has something to do with the different advertisers between AEW's live broadcasts and Hulu's own advertisers, but alas, there is a noticeable portion of this match I just couldn't watch. I went looking for it on other sites, but I was out of luck. Unfortunately, I'm just gonna have to jump ahead.
What I do know happened during the break was EVEN MORE INTERFERENCE, as Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt have joined the fight. Jarrett, Lethal, Dutt, Matt Hardy, Kassidy, and Page are all brawling by a bunch of crates. This is broken up by Jeff Hardy running over and diving off the crates, knocking everyone down. Jeff Hardy throws Jarrett into crates before dragging him through curtains, popping out by the announce table. Jeff Hardy throws Jarrett into the announce table before hitting a snapmare and a dropkick. Jeff Hardy follows up with an elbow drop as the various extras file out and brawl on the stage. Jeff Hardy begins choking Jarrett with a t-shirt, dragging him down the ramp before tossing him into the barricade. Meanwhile, Kassidy hits Lethal across the back with a trash can lid, only for Karen to hop on his back. There's also fog pouring out from under the ring:I don't know why and it is never addressed.
Jeff Hardy grabs a chair and hits Jarrett, causing him to retreat into the ring, which is full of an assortment of weapons. Jeff Hardy enters the ring, along with his brother Matt, Kassidy, and Page. Jeff Hardy beats down Jarrett with a kendo stick before Matt, Kassidy, and Page get shots in, with Page hitting Jarrett with a chair. Jeff Hardy hits a headbutt before Matt, Kassidy, and Page set up a table. Kassidy gets some shots in before Jeff Hardy hits a Twist of Fate, causing Jarrett to lay across the table. Jeff Hardy goes to the top rope as Lethal & Dutt drag Matt, Kassidy, and Page out of the ring. They all brawl at ringside as Jeff Hardy hits the Swanton Bomb, putting Jarrett through the table. Jeff Hardy makes the cover, only for Lethal to dive in and break up the pin.
Lethal goes to hit Jeff Hardy with a belt, only for Kassidy to run in and stop him. Lethal hits him with a Lethal Combination (a backbreaker followed by an STO) for his troubles. Page runs in and floors Lethal with a shoulder block. He tries to follow up with the Ego's Edge (the Razor's Edge), but Dutt runs in a low blows him. Lethal is saved for about five seconds before Matt Hardy runs in and hits him with the Twist of Fate. Matt Hardy tries to do the same to Dutt, only for Karen to run in and low-blow him. Jeff Jarrett grabs his guitar and tries to hit Jeff Hardy, only for Hardy to kick him, causing him to drop it. Jeff Hardy grabs the guitar and smashes it over Jarrett's head. But wait, we've got one more run-in...
IT'S FUCKING LEATHERFACE. Yep, he's canon in AEW now and you cannot tell me otherwise. Also, funny enough, this is not the first time someone has donned the Leatherface get-up in wrestling. Most notably, former WWF wrestler Corporal Kirchner had a career resurgence in Japan wrestling as Leatherface. This had also been teased, as Jarrett said in the promo video for the match that Leatherface might show up. As for who donned the face mask-mask here, multiple news sites have stated it was frequent AEW Dark wrestler Dean Alexander, while Matt Hardy said on his podcast that it was none other than AEW President Tony Khan. If the latter is true and Tony Khan actually booked himself to be Leatherface...I don't blame him, I'd probably have done the same thing if I were him.
Leatherface walks down to the ring, swinging his chainsaw around before kicking Dutt. He then chases Karen up the ramp as lights flash. He does not do Leatherface's little chainsaw dance from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, so that's a bummer. Back in the ring, Satnam Singh is back, so he's basically done two run-ins in this match. He tries to chokeslam Jeff Hardy, but Hardy slips out. He goes for the Twist of Fate, only for Lethal to run in and smash him in the back of the head with a hammer, Leatherface-style. Singh follows up with a chokeslam before Lethal drags Jarrett over Hardy. Referee Bryce Remsburg counts the three, giving Jarrett the win. Remsburg hands Jarrett a custom Texas Chainsaw Massacre title belt to close out the segment.I'd say this was the worst thing to come from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise, but I've seen The Next Generation, and I'm not about to lie to you.
The Verdict
I really wanted to like this match. I love horror movies, the first two Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, and the game, and I'm all for over-the-top, fun wrestling. But man, this is not that. It's just a bunch of brawling with weapons and an obscene amount of interference to fill in the gaps. It's just absolute chaos. Not World War 3 levels of chaos, but still too chaotic to be enjoyable. Genuinely, I have no idea why this wasn't just an eight-man tag match with everyone involved if that's what the match was going to devolve into anyway.
I've seen a lot of people compare this to the Zombie Lumberjack match from WrestleMania Backlash a few years back, and I get that (they're both advertisements disguised as wrestling matches) but in all honesty, the problem with this match is the exact opposite of the Zombie Lumberjack match. The Zombie Lumberjack match was a perfectly fine match that got hampered by the excessive gimmick the sponsorship caused. The Texas Chainsaw gimmick doesn't really affect the match at all, it would be a bad match regardless of the gimmick. Again, a "Texas Chain Saw Massacre Deathmatch" sounds right up my alley, but this is just not good.
The Rankings (Best to Worst)
- The Rock, Hulk Hogan, and Kane vs The nWo-Friday Night SmackDown (3/28/2002)
- Steve Austin & Bradshaw vs The Undertaker, Scott Hall, and X-Pac-Monday Night Raw (4/15/2002)
- Steve Austin & Bradshaw vs Scott Hall & X-Pac-Monday Night Raw (4/29/2002)
- Sgt. Slaughter vs Colonel DeBeers-AWA SuperClash III
- The Mexicools vs The Blue World Order-The Great American Bash 2005
- The nWo vs Steve Austin & The Rock-Monday Night Raw (3/11/2002)
- Jake Roberts vs George Wells-WrestleMania 2
- Jeff Jarrett & Owen Hart vs D'Lo Brown & Test-WrestleMania XV
- Tommy Dreamer vs Bully Ray-Victory Road 2011
- Corporal Cajun & Lt. Loco vs The Perfect Event-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Melina vs Torrie Wilson-The Great American Bash 2005
- Scott Hall vs Crash Holly-Sunday Night Heat (4/7/2002)
- Triple H vs Kevin Nash-TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs 2011
- Wrath vs Glacier-World War 3 1998
- The Rock's 25th Anniversary Battle Royal-Survivor Series 2021
- Hardcore Holly vs Billy Gunn vs Al Snow-WrestleMania XV
- Wendi Richter & The Top Gunns vs The Diamond Exchange-AWA SuperClash III
- Wahoo McDaniel vs Manny Fernandez-AWA SuperClash III
- Booker T vs Buff Bagwell-Monday Night Raw (7/2/2001)
- Rick Rude vs Jake Roberts-WrestleMania IV
- Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
- Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns-Greatest Royal Rumble
- The Fatal 4-Way Intercontinental Championship Match-WrestleMania XV
- Ernest Miller vs Norman Smiley-Fall Brawl 1998
- The Concrete Crypt Match-The Great American Bash 2004
- Shane McMahon vs Eric Bischoff-SummerSlam 2003
- Mordecai vs Hardcore Holly-The Great American Bash 2004
- Luther Reigns vs Charlie Haas-The Great American Bash 2004
- The Tag Team Gauntlet-Extreme Rules 2010
- The Gimmick Battle Royal-WrestleMania X-Seven
- Hernandez vs Matt Morgan-Victory Road 2011
- Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt-WrestleMania 33
- Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
- T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
- Jake Hager vs Wardlow-AEW Dynamite (6/6/2021)
- The Boogeyman vs Booker T & Sharmell-WrestleMania 22
- David Arquette & Diamond Dallas Page vs Jeff Jarrett & Eric Bischoff-WCW Thunder (4/26/2000)
- Tyson Fury vs Braun Strowman-Crown Jewel 2019
- The Texas Tornado vs Dino Bravo-WrestleMania VII
- The Women's Tag Team Turmoil-WrestleMania 37 (Night 1)
- Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
- Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
- Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
- Candice LeRae vs Christina Von Eerie-PWG DIO!
- The Fabulous Moolah vs Velvet McIntyre-WrestleMania 2
- Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
- The Rock 'n' Roll Express vs The Stud Stable-AWA SuperClash III
- Ernest Miller vs Disco Inferno-Bash at the Beach 1999
- Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
- Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar-WrestleMania 38 (Night 2)
- Carmella vs Asuka-Money in the Bank 2018
- Steve McMichael vs Reggie White-Slamboree 1997
- General Rection vs Lance Storm & Jim Duggan-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Chyna vs Ivory-WrestleMania X-Seven
- Lars Sullivan vs Lucha House Party-Super Showdown 2019
- The Last Rites Match-Destination X 2007
- Alexa Bliss vs Bayley-Extreme Rules 2017
- The Tag Team Fatal 4-Way Match-WrestleMania 13
- The Barbed Wire Christmas Tree Match-TNA iMPACT (12/20/2007)
- Gunner vs Garett Bischoff-Against All Odds 2012
- Tag Team Battle Royal-WrestleMania XIV
- EVIL vs Tomohiro Ishii-Wrestle Kingdom 16 (Day 1)
- The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
- Toru Yano vs Great O-Khan-New Japan Cup 2021 (Day 6)
- The Rock vs Scott Hall-Friday Night SmackDown (3/7/2002)
- Legion of Doom vs Power & Glory-WrestleMania VII
- Steve Austin & The Big Show vs Scott Hall & X-Pac-Monday Night Raw (4/22/2002)
- Corporal Kirchner vs Nikolai Volkoff-WrestleMania 2
- Glacier vs Wrath-The Great American Bash 1997
- The Mountie vs Tito Santana-WrestleMania VII
- The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
- Ivan Koloff vs Paul Jones-Clash of the Champions IV
- ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
- Kane vs Triple H-WrestleMania XV
- Rachel Evers vs Marti Belle-Mae Young Classic (Episode 2)
- Jake Roberts vs Rick Martel-WrestleMania VII
- Kazushi Sakuraba & Yuji Nagata vs Daniel & Rolles Gracie-Wrestle Kingdom 8
- Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
- Giant Baba vs Bulldog Bob Brown-AWA WrestleRock
- The Reverse Battle Royal-Impact! (10/26/2006)
- The Undertaker vs King Mabel-In Your House 5: Season's Beatings
- Savio Vega vs Rocky Maivia-In Your House 14: Revenge of the Taker
- Jerry Blackwell vs Boris Zhukov-SuperClash II
- Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
- Alex Wright vs Steve McMichael-Halloween Havoc 1997
- The Great Khali vs Kane-WrestleMania 23
- Genichiro Tenryu & Koji Kitao vs Demolition-WrestleMania VII
- Savio Vega vs Crush vs Faarooq-Ground Zero: In Your House
- The Shockmaster vs Awesome/King Kong-Starrcade 1993
- Greg Gagne vs Ron Garvin-AWA SuperClash III
- Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
- The Undertaker vs Muhammad Hassan-The Great American Bash 2005
- Randy Savage vs George Steele-WrestleMania 2
- The Intercontinental Championship Elimination Chamber-Elimination Chamber 2015
- The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
- Paul Orndorff vs The Magnifcent Muraco-WrestleMania 2
- Team RAW vs Team SmackDown Men's Elimination Match-Survivor Series 2017
- Earthquake vs Greg Valentine-WrestleMania VII
- Scott Hall vs Spike Dudley-Monday Night Raw (3/4/2002)
- Rick Steiner vs Van Hammer-Bash at the Beach 1999
- Triple H vs Randy Orton-WrestleMania 25
- Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
- Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
- Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
- The First Blood DNA Match-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Konnan vs Scott Hall-Fall Brawl 1998
- Damian Priest vs The Miz-WrestleMania Backlash
- Tyson Tomko vs Stevie Richards-Unforgiven 2004
- Kane vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2009
- The 2022 Women's Royal Rumble
- Rick Steiner vs Scott Steiner-Fall Brawl 1998
- The Extreme Elimination Chamber-December to Dismember 2006
- The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Deathmatch-AEW Dynamite: Fight for the Fallen (Night 1)
- Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
- Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
- Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
- Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
- Mr. Anderson vs Rob Van Dam-Victory Road 2011
- Hulk Hogan vs Sgt. Slaughter-WrestleMania VII
- Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
- El Gigante vs Nailz-G1 Climax 1994 (Day 1)
- Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
- Dusty Rhodes vs The Honky Tonk Man-SummerSlam 1989
- Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
- The Hurt Business vs RETRIBUTION-WWE Monday Night RAW (10/26/2020)
- Mankind vs Paul Wight-WrestleMania XV
- Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
- Santino Marella vs Heath Slater-WWE Friday Night SmackDown (9/27/2013)
- Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
- Vince Russo vs Ric Flair-WCW Monday Nitro (6/5/2000)
- Allie vs Leva Bates-Fyter Fest 2019
- Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
- Antonio Inoki vs The Great Antonio-NJPW Sumo Hall Show (12/8/1977)
- Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
- New Jack vs Mustafa-Living Dangerously 1999
- Kenzo Suzuki vs Billy Gunn-The Great American Bash 2004
- The Big Show vs Erick Rowan-TLC: Tables, Ladders, Chairs 2014
- British Bulldog & Jim Neidhart vs The Dancing Fools-Fall Brawl 1998
- Stevie Ray vs Konnan-World War 3 1998
- Vampiro vs The KISS Demon-Bash at the Beach 2000
- Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
- Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
- The nWo vs The Rock & Hulk Hogan-Monday Night Raw (3/25/2002)
- Steve Austin vs Scott Hall-Monday Night Raw (4/8/2002)
- Steve Austin vs Scott Hall-WrestleMania X8
- The Rock & Hulk Hogan vs Scott Hall & Kevin Nash-Monday Night Raw (3/18/2002)
- Diesel vs King Mabel-SummerSlam 1995
- Big Swole vs Penelope Ford, Rebel, and Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.-AEW Dynamite (8/27/2020)
- Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
- Scott Hall vs Bradshaw-Backlash 2002
- The Undertaker vs The Big Bossman-WrestleMania XV
- Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton-Battleground 2017
- Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
- Goldberg vs KroniK-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
- The New Blood Gauntlet-WCW Monday Nitro (6/5/2000)
- Chris Jericho vs "Goldberg"-Fall Brawl 1998
- Jimmy Valiant vs Wayne Bloom-AWA SuperClash III
- Hulk Hogan vs Kevin Nash-WCW Monday Nitro (1/4/1999)
- Sting vs Hulk Hogan-Halloween Havoc 1999
- Hulk Hogan vs Jeff Jarrett-Bash at the Beach 2000
- Randy Savage & Sid Vicious vs Kevin Nash & Sting-Bash at the Beach 1999
- Kazuchika Okada & Toru Yano vs EVIL & Dick Togo-The New Beginning in Hiroshima 2021 (Day 2)
- Glacier vs Mortis-Slamboree 1997
- Steve Austin, Bradshaw, and Ric Flair vs The nWo-Monday Night Raw (5/6/2002)
- The Junkyard Invitational-Bash at the Beach 1999
- Michael Nakazawa vs Alex Jebailey-Fyter Fest 2019
- The 1997 World War 3 Match
- The 2022 Men's Royal Rumble
- Roman Reigns vs The Undertaker-WrestleMania 33
- Konnan vs Stevie Ray-Slamboree 1999
- The 1998 World War 3
- The Undertaker vs Goldberg-Super ShowDown 2019
- Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
- Jim Duggan vs Big Boss Man-Royal Rumble 1990
- Meng vs Jim Duggan-Uncensored 1995
- Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
- David Flair vs Dean Malenko-Bash at the Beach 1999
- The Golden Truth vs Breezango-Money in the Bank 2016
- The Undertaker vs Giant González-WrestleMania IX
- Carmella vs Asuka-Extreme Rules 2018
- Sting vs Tony Palmore-Battle 7
- D-Generation X vs Brothers of Destruction-Crown Jewel
- Wendi Richter vs Leilani Kai-WrestleMania
- Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar-WrestleMania XX
- Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero-WWE Monday Night Raw (7/20/2009)
- Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
- Rosita & Sarita vs Angelina Love & Winter-Victory Road 2011
- Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
- Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
- Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
- Boris Zhukov vs Paul Samson-Beach Brawl
- Roddy Piper vs Hollywood Hogan-Halloween Havoc 1997
- Kane vs The Great Khali-Breaking Point
- Hollywood Hogan & Dennis Rodman vs Diamond Dallas Page & Karl Malone-Bash at the Beach 1998
- PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
- Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
- Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
- The 2015 Royal Rumble Match
- Kazuchika Okada vs Gedo-New Japan Cup 2020 (Day 2)
- Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
- Sting vs Hollywood Hogan-Starrcade 1997
- Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
- Super Invader vs Todd Champion-WrestleWar 1992
- Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez-Crown Jewel 2019
- King Kong Bundy & Jim Neidhart vs Yokozuna & Jake Roberts-Heroes of Wrestling
- Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
- Mabel vs Savio Vega-King of the Ring 1995
- John Bradshaw Layfield vs Batista-The Great American Bash 2005
- Monty Brown vs Trytan-Destination X 2005
- The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
- The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
- The Knockouts Gauntlet-One Night Only: Live! 2016
- AJ Styles vs Frank Trigg-No Surrender 2008
- Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
- Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
- Brothers of Destruction vs KroniK-Unforgiven 2001
- The Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal-WrestleMania 25
- Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
- Abdullah the Butcher vs Zeus-Capitol Sports Promotions 17th Aniversario 1990
- Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
- David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
- The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
- Daffney vs Miss Hancock-Bash at the Beach 2000
- The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
- Randy Orton vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-WrestleMania 37 (Night 2)
- Lex Luger vs Sting-WWA The Retribution
- The Beverly Brothers vs The Bushwhackers-Royal Rumble 1992
- Savio Vega vs Rocky Maivia-WWF Monday Night Raw (4/14/1997)
- Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
- Adrian Adonis vs Uncle Elmer-WrestleMania 2
- Mike Sanders vs Ernest Miller-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Savio Vega vs Rocky Maivia-WWF Shotgun Saturday Night (1/25/1997)
- Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
- Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
- Major Gunns vs Miss Hancock-New Blood Rising
- Vince Russo vs Booker T-WCW Monday Nitro (9/25/2000)
- Bradshaw & Trish Stratus vs Christopher Nowinski & Jackie Gayda-WWE Monday Night RAW (7/8/2002)
- The Countdown to Armageddon Match-WCW Thunder (10/18/2000)
- Rayo de Jalisco Jr. vs Blue Demon Jr.-AAA TriplemanÃa XXX: Monterrey
- Triple H vs Scott Steiner-Royal Rumble 2003
- Goldberg vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-Super ShowDown 2020
- Mr. McMahon vs Pat McAfee-WrestleMania 38 (Night 2)
- Santina Marella vs Vickie & Chavo Guerrero-Extreme Rules 2009
- Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner vs Goldberg-New Blood Rising
- Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker-WrestleMania XXX
- Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
- Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
- The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
- The House of Horrors Match-Payback 2017
- The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
- Buff Bagwell vs Roddy Piper-Bash at the Beach 1999
- Team Dos Caras vs Team El Canek-Leyendas Mexicanas 2017
- Pat Patterson vs Gerald Brisco-King of the Ring 2000
- The Wyatt Swamp Fight-The Horror Show at Extreme Rules
- The Four Doinks vs Team Bigelow-Survivor Series 1993
- Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
- Bret Hart vs Mr. McMahon-WrestleMania XVI
- WarGames 2000: Russo's Revenge-WCW Monday Nitro (9/4/2000)
- Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
- Brock Lesnar vs Braun Strowman-Crown Jewel 2018
- Brock Lesnar vs Ricochet-Super ShowDown 2020
- Toru Yano vs KENTA-G1 Climax 2021 (Day 1)
- Konnan & Tygress vs Shane Douglas & Torrie Wilson-Halloween Havoc 2000
- The Fabulous Moolah vs Ivory-No Mercy 1999
- New Jack vs Vic Grimes-Living Dangerously 2000
- The Mighty Maccabee vs The Iron Sheik-Maccabiah Mania II: Shekel Slam
- Van Hammer vs Doug Somers-Halloween Havoc 1991
- Eddy Steinblock vs One Warrior Nation-DWA Wrestling Legends Tour 2010 (Day 2)
- Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
- Jeff Jarrett vs Sting-Halloween Havoc 2000
- The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
- "Donald Trump" vs "Rosie O'Donnell"-WWE Monday Night RAW (1/8/2007)
- Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
- Toru Yano vs Jado-New Japan Cup 2020 (Day 1)
- Rebel vs Shelly Martinez-One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown
- Sable vs Torrie Wilson-The Great American Bash 2004
- The Evening Gown Pool Match-Armageddon 1999
- Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/2010)
- Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
- The 1996 World War 3 Match
- Seth Rollins vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-Hell in a Cell 2019
- Michael Cole vs Jerry Lawler-WrestleMania XXVII
- The Bushwhackers vs Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff-Heroes of Wrestling
- James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
- John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
- Hulk Hogan vs The Giant-Halloween Havoc 1995
- The Shark Cage Match-Big Time Wrestling (1976)
- Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
- Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
- Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
- The Lingerie Street Fight Battle Royal-AWA SuperClash III
- Akira Maeda vs Andre the Giant-NJPW Big Fighter Series 1986 (Day 15)
- The 1995 World War 3 Match
- The Reina de Reinas Championship Four-Way-AAA TriplemanÃa XXV
- Butterbean vs Bart Gunn-WrestleMania XV
- New Jack vs Vic Grimes-XPW Freefall
- Yoshiko vs Act Yasukawa-Stardom Queen's Shout
- Mickie Knuckles vs Mike Levy-IWA Mid-South Queen of the Deathmatch 2008
Thanks for reading! Be sure to share if you enjoyed and leave any suggestions for matches you'd like to see covered on the Worst in the World in the comments. I'll have another horror-themed post next Sunday, but on Saturday, since I've hit 300 entries in the Worst in the World, I thought this would be a good time to do something I've had planned for a while and revisit a match I've covered already, as semi-requested. So on Saturday, I'll be taking a second look at the infamous Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus match from TriplemanÃa XXIII. Stay tuned...
I don't mind wrestling matches having a lot of wackiness in them heck the Firefly Inferno match is one of my favorites despite the silliness of it but this wasn't it way too many interferences, mindless brawling, and the lack of build up to it hurt the quality of said match. While AEW is capable of having strong in ring action I do think what hurts the product most of the time is the lack of storytelling which only few wrestlers get The Elite/MJF/Jericho/Danielson being good examples. Great analysis as always!
ReplyDeleteRemember that time a popular wrestling faction that was on the rise got a PPV in their name but as entertaining they were on TV the PPV itself was anything but entertaining!
(In Your House D-Generation X)
Los Boricuas vs Disciples of the Apocalypse
Butterbean vs Marc Mero
New Age Outlaws vs Legion of Doom
Undertaker vs Jeff Jarrett
Thank you! I'll add these to the list. Thanks for the suggestions!
DeleteHere’s a match that aired on Saturday Night’s Main Event if you ever wanted to do an Oktoberfest themed induction for a little twist instead of strictly spooky stuff. The show revolved around corny skits with wrestlers wearing Lederhosen, Alfred Hayes getting drunk and the inevitable food fight.
ReplyDeleteHulk Hogan and Tugboat vs Rhythm & Blues - Saturday Night’s Main Event - aired October 13, 1990
I'll add it to the list. Might not cover it this month, but definitely in the future. Thanks for the suggestion!
DeleteHere's one of the final matches in the British Bulldog's career and it's the match where he got planted on dog poop (an embarrassing way to end a pretty memorable in ring career).
ReplyDeleteRock N Sock Connection vs Val Venis/British Bulldog (Raw Oct 11 1999)
I'll add it to the list. Thanks for the suggestion!
DeleteSad to say I think I missed the window for "reviewed within 24 hours" for NJPW Destruction in Ryogoku but there's definitely a couple of standout matches there:
ReplyDeleteTanga Loa vs. Chase Owens (self-explanatory)
SANADA vs. EVIL (maybe not a terrible match but 28 minutes of interference and un-NJPW-like silliness)
I'll had them to the list. Thanks for the suggestions!
DeleteWho remembers the G1 Supercard, eh? The NJPW half was good... the ROH half was not. Pretty sure this was the moment that ROH's fate was sealed.
ReplyDeleteMayu Iwatani vs. Kelly Klein
Bully Ray, Shane Taylor, Silas Young vs. Flip Gordon, Juice Robinson, Mark Haskins
I'll add them to the list. Hard to believe the show where they ran Madison Square Garden is seen as a serious dud in their history. Thanks for the suggestions!
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