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EXPOSED!!! HOW HULK HOGAN BEAT GAWKER IN COURT!!! #WAKEUPSHEEPLE

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By now you've most likely heard that Hulk Hogan was awarded $115 million in his lawsuit against Gawker. Many people assumed he won simply because it was an invasion of privacy...but that's not the case at all. I've spent the last 10 days doing extensive, hardcore research and I've discovered that Hogan's courtroom victory goes deeper than a simple invasion of privacy...much deeper. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you: The Hulk Hogan Conspiracy. I heavily suggest you listen to this music while reading this Earth-shattering information. Are you ready? Let's begin
What do you really know about Hulk Hogan?
What is Hulk Hogan?
A professional wrestler
Who wrestled for the WWE
WWE has 10 million subscribers on YouTube.
Which means they got a Diamond Play Button
DIAMOND
But it doesn't end there...
What about Hogan's kids.
Specifically, his daughter:
Brooke Hogan
What's a brook?
A small stream of water
Kind of like a river
River Phoenix
What else has Phoenix in its name?
The Phoenix Suns
Who are in the NBA's Western Conference
Who else is in the Western Conference?
The Dallas Mavericks
DALLAS
Hulk Hogan
What else is named Hulk?
The Incredible Hulk
Who is a super hero created by Marvel
What other super heroes were created by Marvel?
The X-Men.
And who plays Kitty Pryde in the X-Men movies?
Ellen Page.
PAGE
What do we have now?
DIAMOND. DALLAS. PAGE.
And what is Diamond Dallas Page doing with his hands?...
...
And it comes full circle...
HULK HOGAN WON HIS CASE AGAINST GAWKER BECAUSE OF THE ILLUMINATI!!!
And there you have it everybody. 100% concrete proof that Hulk Hogan was working with the Illuminati to win his court case against Gawker. He thought he could keep it quiet, but I've exposed it. Sorry Hulkster, but the world needed too know.
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