EXPOSED!!! HOW HULK HOGAN BEAT GAWKER IN COURT!!! #WAKEUPSHEEPLE

By now you've most likely heard that Hulk Hogan was awarded $115 million in his lawsuit against Gawker. Many people assumed he won simply because it was an invasion of privacy...but that's not the case at all. I've spent the last 10 days doing extensive, hardcore research and I've discovered that Hogan's courtroom victory goes deeper than a simple invasion of privacy...much deeper. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you: The Hulk Hogan Conspiracy. I heavily suggest you listen to this music while reading this Earth-shattering information. Are you ready? Let's begin

What do you really know about Hulk Hogan?

What is Hulk Hogan?

A professional wrestler

Who wrestled for the WWE

WWE has 10 million subscribers on YouTube.

Which means they got a Diamond Play Button

DIAMOND

But it doesn't end there...

What about Hogan's kids.

Specifically, his daughter:

Brooke Hogan

What's a brook?

A small stream of water

Kind of like a river

River Phoenix

What else has Phoenix in its name?

The Phoenix Suns

Who are in the NBA's Western Conference

Who else is in the Western Conference?

The Dallas Mavericks

DALLAS

Hulk Hogan

What else is named Hulk?

The Incredible Hulk

Who is a super hero created by Marvel

What other super heroes were created by Marvel?

The X-Men.

And who plays Kitty Pryde in the X-Men movies?

Ellen Page.

PAGE

What do we have now?

DIAMOND. DALLAS. PAGE.

And what is Diamond Dallas Page doing with his hands?...

...

And it comes full circle...

HULK HOGAN WON HIS CASE AGAINST GAWKER BECAUSE OF THE ILLUMINATI!!!

And there you have it everybody. 100% concrete proof that Hulk Hogan was working with the Illuminati to win his court case against Gawker. He thought he could keep it quiet, but I've exposed it. Sorry Hulkster, but the world needed too know.

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