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Worst in the World: David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999

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OH BOY...let's talk about David Flair. The eldest son of the legendary Ric Flair, David would make his wrestling debut at Souled Out 1999, teaming with his father against Curt Hennig and Barry Windham. He had big shoes to fill from there on out...and boy, he didn't even come close. Not only was David nowhere near as good in the ring as his father, but he was also about as charismatic as a plank of wood. David's two-year career in WCW ended when WWE bought out the company, and after getting the living piss beat out of him by the Undertaker twice, he was pretty much done with wrestling. In those two years in WCW, he managed to snag a United States Championship reign, and Tag Team Championship reign with Crowbar, and Stacy Keibler. That's not a joke, David Flair actually dated Stacy Keibler in real life at one point. Good for him.
Anyways, onto the match. This match came about after Diamond Dallas Page injured Ric Flair, so in response, David injured Page with a crowbar. Afterwards, David began to stalk Page's wife Kimberly. Now I know where DDP got the idea to stalk the Undertaker's wife from! As a result of David stalking Kimberly, an intergender match was set up at Mayhem 1999. Let's get into this.
So after luring Flair over to her by stretching, Kimberly kicks him in the dick...that's it. Despite the fact how this is in plain sight of the referee, she isn't disqualified. Flair is unaffected by this and goes to get his crowbar. He punches his crotch twice to show that he is wearing a cup and smacks the referee with the crowbar. He's about to strike Kimberly, who instead of running out of the ring has dropped to her knees, with the crowbar before Kimberly begs him not to hurt her. She reaches down his pants and yanks out his cup. She smacks him in the head with it before kicking him in the dick again. She continues to kick him before taking forever to take the protective part of the cup out of the jockstrap and shoving it in Flair's face. This is odd.
Kimberly delivers some slightly better than Jenna Morasca slap before choking him, but Flair is able to push her off of him. He grabs the crowbar again, and Kimberly goes back to begging him not to hurt her. I honestly don't see why he would not hit her at this point. She's low-blowed him twice, tricked him twice, humiliated him, and choked him. What would make him think that Kimberly wouldn't just trick him again? Luckily, Chris Kanyon runs down and takes out Flair. This is his big return from filming Ready to Rumble, and the crowd couldn't care less. Kanyon hugs Kimberly, which allows Flair to poke him in the dick with the crowbar. Outcomes Diamond Dallas Page, and I'm starting to realize this sh*t angle was just Russo's way of writing people out of storylines to film Ready to Rumble, because Flair injured Bam Bam Bigelow with a crowbar too. Was it really worth it?
Page hits the Diamond Cutter of Flair and tries to injure him with the crowbar like he did to him, but Arn Anderson runs down and stops him. Anderson helps Flair up as the Pages leave, only for Flair to hit Anderson with the crowbar and run out through the crowd. I have no idea what is happening.

The Verdict

Remember Goldust vs The Ultimate Warrior? This is only slightly better than that. It's the exact same thing as that match, an angle disguised as a match. The only difference is that stuff actually happened in this match. It's still sh*t though.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1.  Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  2. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  3. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  4. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  5. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  6. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  7. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  8. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  9. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  10. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  11. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  12. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  13. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  14. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  15. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  16. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  17. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  18. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  19. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  20. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  21. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  22. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  23. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  24. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  25. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  26. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  27. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  28. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  29. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  30. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  31. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  32. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  33. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  34. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  35. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  36. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  37. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  38. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  39. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  40. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  41. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  42. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  43.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  44. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  45. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  46. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  47. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  48. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  49. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  50. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  51. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  52. David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
  53. Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
  54. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  55. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  56. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  57. Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
  58. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  59. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  60. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  61. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  62. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996 
  63. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/10)
  64. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  65. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  66. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  67. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  68. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  69. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
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