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Worst in the World: Alex Wright vs Steve McMichael-Halloween Havoc 1997

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MONGO'S BACK! HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN! Yes, he's back for another match in the Worst in the World! What is there to really say about Mongo? He was an awful commentator, who went on to become an awful wrestler before finally leaving wrestling in 1999. He did, however, come full circle with his awfulness in 2008, when he did an awful job refereeing a 4 team Monster's Ball match at Bound For Glory IV.
That's actually how he counted pins.
Anyways, this time around he faces "Das Wunderkind" Alex Wright, who might know for making a PROMISE to win if you picked him in WCW Thunder on the Nintendo 64 at Halloween Havoc 1997. It's Mongo, so it's got to be fun. Let's get into this.
The two trade wristlocks to start before Mongo hits a bodyslam, followed by Wright rolling out of the ring to consult with his valet Debra. Wright gets the better end of the lock up and starts stomping away on Mongo's arm before Mongo turns the tables and knee drops Wright's arm. Wright proceeds to take control from here on out, landing a bunch of European uppercuts before Mongo hip tosses Wright. So far, everything's fine.
Mongo continues to out muscle Wright until Wright hits a spinning heel kick. Mongo sloppily escapes a Tombstone Piledriver attempt before hitting his own Tombstone Piledriver called the Mongo Spike, but Debra distracts the referee. At this time, Goldberg hops in the ring, spears Mongo and finishes him off with the Jackhammer. Goldberg throws Wright on top of Mongo and the referee counts the three. Afterward, Debra gives Goldberg Mongo's Super Bowl ring before Goldberg punches Wright, spears him, and hits him with the Jackhammer. So no one in the match gets over whatsoever. Perfect.

The Verdict

Nothing really too awful. The only botch was the failed attempt at the Tombstone by Wright. Also, the match was really only done to get Goldberg over, who wasn't even in the match.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1. Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  2. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  3. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  4. Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
  5. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  6. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  7. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  8. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  9. Steve McMichael vs Reggie White-Slamboree 1997
  10. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  11. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  12. Ivan Koloff vs Paul Jones-Clash of the Champions IV
  13. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  14. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  15. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  16. Alex Wright vs Steve McMichael-Halloween Havoc 1997
  17. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  18. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  19. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  20. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  21. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  22. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  23. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  24. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  25. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  26. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  27. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  28. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  29. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  30. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  31. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  32. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  33. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  34. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  35. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  36. Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
  37. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  38. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  39. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  40. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  41. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  42. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  43. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  44. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  45. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  46. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  47. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  48.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  49. Super Invader vs Todd Champion-WrestleWar 1992
  50. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  51. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  52. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  53. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  54. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  55. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  56. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  57. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  58. David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
  59. The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
  60. The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
  61. The Beverly Brothers vs The Bushwhackers-Royal Rumble 1992
  62. Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
  63. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  64. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  65. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  66. Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
  67. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  68. The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
  69. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  70. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  71. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  72. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
  73. Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
  74. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/10)
  75. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  76. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  77. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  78. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  79. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  80. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
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Ah, the original Suplex City. Except nobody likes this one.
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