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Worst in the World: A WCW Double Feature

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Not even going to try with an intro for this, cause I don't know jack sh*t about either of these guys, other than the fact that Terry Taylor was the Red Rooster. Let's just get into this.
Taylor blindsides Hammer with a computer (that's what JR called it), only for Hammer to quickly take control, hitting a few clotheslines and shaking the ropes. He's like a tiny Ultimate Warrior. Hammer hits a diving knee drop to Taylor's back and...he gets the three? That was it? Uhm...

The Verdict

Seriously, what do I even say? It lasted, what, a minute? I don't know, they didn't mess anything up, I guess. Then again, it's kind of hard to mess anything up when you wrestle for 60 seconds. I've got nothing.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1. Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  2. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  3. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  4. Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
  5. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  6. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  7. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  8. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  9. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  10. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  11. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  12. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  13. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  14. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  15. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  16. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  17. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  18. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  19. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  20. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  21. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  22. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  23. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  24. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  25. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  26. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  27. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  28. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  29. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  30. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  31. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  32. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  33. Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
  34. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  35. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  36. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  37. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  38. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  39. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  40. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  41. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  42. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  43. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  44. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  45.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  46. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  47. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  48. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  49. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  50. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  51. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  52. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  53. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  54. David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
  55. The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
  56. The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
  57. Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
  58. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  59. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  60. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  61. Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
  62. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  63. The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
  64. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  65. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  66. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  67. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
  68. Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
  69. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/10)
  70. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  71. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  72. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  73. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  74. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  75. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
Well, what's next...hopefully an actual match...
Oh for f*ck sake. Forget it, I'll just do it now.

OK, Super Invader, formerly Hercules. Todd Champion, some scrub. Everybody got that, good. Let's get into it.
So yeah, in this 5 and a half minute long match, Super Invader got like 99.99% of the offense in the match, mostly just doing rest holds. The most exciting thing he did was a body slam. Champion ends up countering a flying nothing by getting his foot up and runs wild for a bit only to get tossed into the ropes and Super Invader hits a sloppy looking powerbomb for the win. Who cares?

The Verdict

It sucked. End of story. Just an extended squash match.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1. Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  2. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  3. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  4. Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
  5. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  6. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  7. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  8. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  9. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  10. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  11. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  12. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  13. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  14. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  15. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  16. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  17. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  18. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  19. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  20. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  21. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  22. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  23. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  24. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  25. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  26. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  27. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  28. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  29. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  30. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  31. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  32. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  33. Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
  34. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  35. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  36. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  37. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  38. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  39. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  40. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  41. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  42. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  43. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  44. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  45.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  46. Super Invader vs Todd Champion-WrestleWar 1992
  47. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  48. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  49. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  50. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  51. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  52. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  53. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  54. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  55. David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
  56. The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
  57. The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
  58. Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
  59. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  60. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  61. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  62. Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
  63. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  64. The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
  65. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  66. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  67. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  68. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
  69. Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
  70. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/10)
  71. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  72. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  73. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  74. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  75. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  76. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
Alright, come on, give me something...
Good enough.
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