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Worst in the World: The Beverly Brothers vs The Bushwhackers-Royal Rumble 1992

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There have been a lot of annoying managers in wrestling through out the years. People like Jimmy Hart, Vickie Guerrero, and Bill Alfonso we're very well known for obnoxious attitudes, annoying voices, and noisy gimmicks that made every fan hate whoever they were managing. And that was the point, they were heel managers. However, there is one manager that tops anyone else as the most annoying manager in wrestling history. Even worse, this guy was supposed to be a babyface.
Ladies and gentlemen...this is Jamison:
 He managed the Bushwhackers during their feud with the Beverly Brothers to counter Beverly's manager The Genius. He's annoying. And unfortunately, he made his sole pay-per-view appearance at the 1992 Royal Rumble for the Bushwhackers/Beverlys match, which I take a look at in this entry. I really just want to get this over with so I never have to see Jamison ever again. Let's just get into this.
So despite the bell ringing, the Bushwhackers continue to do their entrance in the ring while the Beverly Brothers just stand there and wait for them to finish. The match started, blindside them, you are heels. The camera then cuts to Jamison chewing on his tie. F*ck off. Bobby Heenan then delivers this great line on commentary.
"You know Jamison's mother and father never got a divorce. Nobody wanted custody of that boy."
Bobby Heenan is great. 
So after, and I'm not kidding, two straight minutes of the Bushwhackers walking around the ring, mugging for the camera, licking each other, and Jamison eating a biscuit or something (?), one of the Beverlys smacks Butch in the back of the head, only to quickly flee out of the ring so the Bushwhackers march around the ring some more. Two minutes in and I'm already 100% done with this match.
So the Beverly's dominate to start, beating up Luke until Luke bites one of them in the ass. That's not a joke. The Bushwhackers are awful. The Bushwhackers then push the Beverlys into each other and then clothesline them out of the ring so they can do more marching. This match is awful. The Beverlys get back in the ring, and for some reason, the referee stops Butch from going after one of the Beverlys. There was no reason he should have stopped him, it made no sense. Jamison throws part of his biscuit at the Genius. What a dick.
So after more marching and playing up to the crowd, one of the Beverly's finally just knocks Butch down. Butch Hulks Up and knees one of the Beverlys and then hits a running bulldog. The other Beverly gets in the ring, so Luke takes care of him and gets him in the corner. The Bushwhackers Irish whip the Beverlys into each other and clothesline them both out of the ring for the THIRD DAMN TIME THIS MATCH! PISS OFF!
The Beverlys try to trick the Bushwhackers a few times, but they get outsmarted and duck out of the ring AGAIN! THAT'S 4 TIMES NOW! F*CK OFF.  Butch gets off the apron and pokes of them in the eyes, which allows one of the Beverlys to blindside Luke. The Beverlys hit a hangman double ax handle to Luke's back, which Luke sells like he's underwater, incredibly slowly. The Beverlys continue to beat down Luke, hitting a leapfrog hangman seated senton to Luke's back, before Luke kicks one of the Beverlys in the face and they both fall down. That did nothing, as the Beverlys continue to beat down Luke.
Eventually, the Genius walks over and smacks Jamison. Good.  Jamison then screams "HE HITTED ME! HE HITTED ME HARD! Thank God this is his only pay-per-view appearance in WWE. Bobby Heenan follows this up with:
"He didn't hit you hard enough, you're still breathing "
No chill whatsoever. The Beverlys continue to beat down Luke until Luke clotheslines one of the Beverlys. Butch gets the hot tag and beats down the Beverlys, including using one of them as a battering ram and hitting the other one. After some commotion in the ring, one of the Beverlys pulls Butch's legs out from under him and that allows one of the Beverlys to hit a double ax handle for the win. Over 14 MINUTES! WHY?!
After the match, the Bushwhackers attack the Beverlys and hit the Battering Ram on both of them. They pull the Genius in the ring and allow Jamison to kick him in the shins (after winding up to punch him for like 30 seconds) before kicking him out of the ring. It's obvious why the Bushwhackers didn't win, Luke didn't bust out his special move..."The Quick Rub & The Squeezy Squeezy"

The Verdict

This was absolute sh*t. So much stalling, such sh*t wrestling, and Jamison. Everything sucked minus Bobby Heenan's commentary.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1. Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  2. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  3. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  4. Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
  5. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  6. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  7. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  8. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  9. Steve McMichael vs Reggie White-Slamboree 1997
  10. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  11. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  12. Ivan Koloff vs Paul Jones-Clash of the Champions IV
  13. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  14. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  15. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  16. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  17. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  18. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  19. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  20. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  21. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  22. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  23. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  24. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  25. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  26. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  27. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  28. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  29. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  30. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  31. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  32. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  33. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  34. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  35. Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
  36. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  37. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  38. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  39. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  40. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  41. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  42. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  43. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  44. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  45. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  46. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  47.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  48. Super Invader vs Todd Champion-WrestleWar 1992
  49. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  50. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  51. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  52. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  53. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  54. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  55. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  56. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  57. David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
  58. The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
  59. The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
  60. The Beverly Brothers vs The Bushwhackers-Royal Rumble 1992
  61. Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
  62. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  63. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  64. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  65. Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
  66. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  67. The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
  68. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  69. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  70. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  71. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
  72. Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
  73. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/10)
  74. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  75. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  76. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  77. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  78. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  79. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
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