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Worst in the World: Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007

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Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? Alright...this is the Boogeyman:
He is portrayed by a guy named Marty Wright, who was famously cut from the fourth season of Tough Enough because he lied about his age. He was 40 years old claiming to be 30. Regardless, WWE eventually signed him and after around seven months in developmental, he made his main roster debut as The Boogeyman in October. He would spend the first two months of his career scaring other superstars before eventually making his in-ring debut in December, squashing Simon Dean. After winning matches, Boogeyman would take LIVE WORMS, PUT THEM IN HIS MOUTH, AND THEN SPIT THEM IN HIS OPPONENTS MOUTHS OR ON THEIR FACES! It was disgusting, and it didn't stop their. Arguably the most famous moment of the Boogeyman's career came when he BIT A MOLE OFF OF JILLIAN HALL'S FACE...AND ATE IT!
THIS HAPPENED IN 2006...
So you might be thinking "Well, this guy clearly never got any big wins in his career"...You. Have. No. Idea. Boogeyman holds not only pinfall victories over the likes of JBL, Booker T, and The Miz, but he absolutely SQUASHED them, winning all three of those matches in under 4 minutes. He even got that win over Booker T AT WRESTLEMANIA!!! JESUS. H. CHRIST! Despite these big victories, his career never panned out, and was released soon after being moved to ECW in 2009, ending his four year WWE career. During that time, he never managed to get a match rating higher than a DUD (zero stars) from Dave Meltzer, and this entry's match is the worst rated match he's ever had at negative three stars. Here, Boogeyman teams up with "Little Boogeyman", a small version of himself, to face the team of Finlay and Little Bastard, better known as "The Angle Killer" Hornswoggle. This should be messy, and not in the usual Boogeyman way. Let's get into it.
So despite this being a tag match, only Finlay comes out for his team, with no sign of Little Bastard. After circling each other for a bit, the two trade wristlocks before Boogeyman takes the advantage, quickly pulling Finlay out of the ring and beating him up at ringside. Despite not making a tag, Little Boogeyman comes in and hits a running seated senton before eating some worms because "gross". Suddenly, out from under the ring apron comes Little Bastard's hand, who yells for Finlay to make a tag. Little Bastard hops up into the ring, and the crowd gets way to excited for this confrontation. However, Finlay springs up and boots Little Boogeyman in the face. JBL calls this one of the greatest moments in WWE history. Finlay makes Little Bastard go back under the ring, and almost gets pinned with a small package by Little Boogeyman. I swear, if Fit Finlay ended up getting pinned by the mini version of a sh*t character, I would have broken everything in my room.
Finlay continues to beat down Little Boogeyman while big Boogeyman just kind of sits there and watches:
He could just...you know,,,get in the ring. But whatever. Finlay tosses Little Boogeyman out of the ring, and Little Bastard drags him under the ring. Finlay goes to get him, but out from the bottom pops the real Boogeyman. Boogeyman runs wild in the ring, hitting a few wonky looking moves like an atomic drop and a Stinger Splash he jumps way to late for and tries to save himself mid jump, basically stopping in mid air, before he and Little Boogeyman hit a terrible Rocket Launcher. Little Bastard breaks up the pin attempt with a shillelagh (because they are Irish, you see!), and Boogeyman chases him off with worms. This distraction allows Finlay to hit Little Boogeyman with the shillelagh to get the win.

The Verdict

Well...that happened. There's not much to talk about with this match, as most of it was just Finlay beating up a little person. Some of Boogeyman's offense looked pretty bad, but for the most part there was nothing to heinous, There were a few little people shenanigans, but what else can you really expect when WWE books a match like this. I'd avoid it.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1.  Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  2. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  3. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  4. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  5. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  6. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  7. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  8. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  9. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  10. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  11. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  12. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  13. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  14. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  15. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  16. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  17. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  18. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  19. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  20. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  21. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  22. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  23. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  24. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  25. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  26. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  27. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  28. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  29. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  30. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  31. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  32. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  33. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  34. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  35. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  36. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  37. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  38. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  39. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  40. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  41. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  42. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  43.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  44. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  45. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  46. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  47. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  48. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  49. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  50. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  51. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  52. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  53. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  54. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  55. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  56. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  57. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  58. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  59. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996 
  60. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/10)
  61. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  62. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  63. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  64. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  65. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  66. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
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Oh great...when wrestling tries to book a worked shoot fight, nothing goes well...ever.
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