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Worst in the World: The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996

Quick Note: Just to let you know, this entry is going to have a lot more visuals than my other ones so far. The match is so hard to talk about, it's just easier to show you it.   I have no words. Only rants. What in the hell was this match? It is the most confusing, nonsensical, laughably bad attempts at a new match type. And I don't mean like the Chamber of Horrors where there was wacky stuff happening the entire time and nothing made any sense. This is just a slow, plodding match with zero stability whatsoever. This isn't thinking outside the box, this is taking the box and completely throwing it out the window First complaint, what is with Michael Buffer's outrageously long introductions? Did WCW pay him by the word? I get it for guys like Hogan and Flair, but he gives a long detailed introduction to Meng. What the hell is a Meng? Whatever. This match pits Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage against "The Alliance to End Hulkamania", which is easily the wors...

Worst in the World: Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V

I'm getting really tired of watching WCW matches. I feel like the fact that four WCW matches in a row came up randomly is punishment for something I did wrong in life. Whatever it was, I'm pretty I don't deserve this. And I especially don't deserve to have to watch this match. This is a match where both men in the ring have zero business being in a wrestling ring at all. Let me just get this out of the way, Dave Sullivan might be one of the worst wrestlers of all time. This man throws without a doubt the least convincing punch in the history of wrestling. I'd seriously put him with The Great Khali and Giant Gonzales in terms of talent. Whoever let this guy wrestle should have been fired. Kevin Sullivan isn't much better either. The man can't sell to save his life, and has one of the absolute worst looks in professional wrestling history. In fact, both of these guys look awful, and don't look like wrestlers in the slightest. The match is a lot of bad...