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Remember the last time Doink the Clown  was in the series and nothing was funny ? Well, imagine that match...TIMES FOUR! Yes, it's the infamous Survivor Series elimination match that pits the Four Doinks, Men on a Mission & The Bushwhackers painted up like Doink, taking on the team of Bam Bam Bigelow, The Headshrinkers Fatu & Samu, and Bastion Booger. Yes...BASTION BOOGER! One of the most disgusting wrestlers of all time, his gimmick was purely that he was disgusting. Let's just get into this. Luke & Booger start off the match with Booger hitting a horrible splash. Luke bites Booger's ass and Butch pokes him in the eye before Booger tags out to Samu. Samu works over Luke and starts biting the balloons the Doinks brought to ringside. He takes one from Mo and bites into it, but it turns out to be a water balloon. This...minor distraction is enough to allow Luke to school boy Samu and eliminate him. This is what the entire match is like. Fatu runs in and But...

Only five matches in the history have earned the notorious -5 stars rating from Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer. And I've gone through all of them in the Worst in the World...except one. And from what I understand, this is quite possible the worst of the bunch. And it could only come from a show as bad as the equally notorious Heroes of Wrestling. It's the Bushwhackers facing off against the team of the Iron Shiek and Nikolai Volkoff. That's over 200 years of age combined from everyone in this match. Let's just get into this. So before the match, Volkoff sings the Russian National Anthem (as usual) and Shiek doing a Persian Club demonstration. Then outcome the Bushwhackers, who lick some children in the crowd. Somebody call Chris Hansen. Sheik & Volkoff slowly blindside the Bushwhackers in the corner before the Bushwhackers take them both out and they roll to the outside. The Bushwhackers then get the fans to start chanting "USA". The Bushwhack...

There have been a lot of annoying managers in wrestling through out the years. People like Jimmy Hart, Vickie Guerrero, and Bill Alfonso we're very well known for obnoxious attitudes, annoying voices, and noisy gimmicks that made every fan hate whoever they were managing. And that was the point, they were heel managers. However, there is one manager that tops anyone else as the most annoying manager in wrestling history. Even worse, this guy was supposed to be a babyface. Ladies and gentlemen...this is Jamison:  He managed the Bushwhackers during their feud with the Beverly Brothers to counter Beverly's manager The Genius. He's annoying. And unfortunately, he made his sole pay-per-view appearance at the 1992 Royal Rumble for the Bushwhackers/Beverlys match, which I take a look at in this entry. I really just want to get this over with so I never have to see Jamison ever again. Let's just get into this. So despite the bell ringing, the Bushwhackers continue to...

AW F*CK, IT'S THE BUSHWHACKERS! F*CK! Yeah, I don't like the Bushwhackers...at all. They weren't that good in the ring, they were annoying on the mic, and their comedy was decent at best and cringe-worthy at worst. You think Santino was bad? Wait till you see these guys. Anyways, where I was lucky when the 8 Hogan matches on the list came towards the beginning of the series and I got through them quickly, it's only fitting that the 4 Bushwhacker matches came towards the end of the series. With my luck, I'll get all four of them in a row. In the first of the tetralogy (that's a fancy word that I definitely didn't Google) of sh*t comes in the form of the Bushwhackers' WrestleMania V match against the Fabulous Rougeaus, a team of solid workers who got stuck with these scrubs. Let's get into this. So to kick off the match The Bushwhackers, like the noble babyfaces they are, steal the Rougeau's manager Jimmy Hart's jacket and try to rip it in...