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NOTE: Hey everyone, I just wanted to remind everyone to come back to the site on Saturday for the regularly scheduled post. Now onto this entry in the Worst in the World. Hope you enjoy! WWE has always gone out of its way to show its love for the United States of America. Whether it be their work on Tribute to the Troops, their frequent booking of heroic American patriots taking on the anti-American foreign heel (or, sometimes...just a foreign heel), and even building the main event of a WrestleMania around the Gulf War, with the WWF Championship being held by an American-turned Iraqi sympathizer in Sgt. Slaughter. The company has always worn its patriotism on its sleeve. That being said, the fact that one of the company's worst-ever pay-per-view cards happened to take place on their most American-themed pay-per-view is, quite frankly, hilarious. That show, of course, was the Great American Bash 2004. The Great American Bash '04 came a little over two years after the first WWE ...

Despite being an relatively untrained model, Sable held the Women's Championship for 176 days, and hardly defended it. This is made worse by the fact that WWE had just reinstated the Women's Championship two months earlier, so putting the belt on a terrible wrestler for such a long time devalued the title right from the start, and it took years for the belt to be taken seriously. During her title reign, she defended the belt at WrestleMania XV against Tori. Tori, while having some experience as a wrestler, hadn't wrestled regularly since 1993 at the time, and had only had one previous match in WWE. So this is basically the blind leading the blind. For starters, what is Tori wearing? It's like...a skin tight cat suit, but it's loose on her. And it has fake abs on it. That's so bizarre. We get the obligatory "look how hot Sable is" commentary before the match actually starts. Tori gets in the ring and Sable immediately grabs her and runs her to ...