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Worst in the World: Santino Marella vs Heath Slater-WWE Friday Night SmackDown (9/27/2013)

(Special thanks to Otter Empire for suggesting this match. If you'd like to see a match covered on the Worst in the World, leave a comment down below.) It is time for some wacky shit. This is actually the first time I'll be covering a match from SmackDown in this series, and there's a good reason for that; SmackDown, for the majority of its existence, was a pre-taped show. This meant that, should a notably bad match take place on the blue show, it could be edited and altered to make it more palatable. That being said, there were definitely still bad matches that made it to air on SmackDown, and this is one of them. Santino Marella & Heath Slater faced off on the September 27, 2013 edition of SmackDown, a show that had pretty much nothing of substance on it...kind of like every SmackDown that happened between the two brand splits. Despite the throwaway nature of this episode, the two managed to have a notable match in all the wrong ways. This is easily one of the weirdes...

Worst in the World: The Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal-WrestleMania 25

 Special thanks to Connor Ewens for suggesting this match. If you'd like to see a match covered on the Worst in the World, leave a comment down below. A little over two months ago at WrestleMania 37, we saw four different women's matches take place. All four matches had been built up on TV, and all four of them had some kind of stakes attached to them, whether that be a championship or a title shot. This might seem like an odd thing to praise. After all, a match with a story, stakes, and build is the bare minimum for wrestling in general, let alone matches at WrestleMania. However, when it comes to the women's division in WWE, that hasn't always been the case. And not even just in the Attitude Era, I'm talking about the early 2000s up until about 2016. I've ragged on the booking of women's wrestling during the Attitude Era (both in the WWF and WCW) more than a few times here, but I've rarely talked about the period after that and how, as a whole, it'...

Worst in the World: Santina Marella vs Vickie Guerrero & Chavo Guerrero-Extreme Rules 2009

Santino Marella's a wrestler I have mixed feelings about. On one hand, I'd be lying if I said he didn't have some funny moments. His 1.9-second elimination and the follow-up reaction in the 2009 Royal Rumble still makes me laugh, the Honk-a-Meter he had was a very fun gimmick, and I'll stand by it that Tea Time with Santino is genuinely great comedy. On the other hand, when Santino's bad...he's really bad. And arguably the worst, least funny bit Santino had during his seven-year run was Santina. Debuting in the Miss WrestleMania battle royal at WrestleMania 25 (which could probably get an entry by itself), Santina Marella, the fake sister of Santino who was really just Santino in drag, won the whole damn thing. If you want an idea of how WWE saw women's wrestling in 2009, the only women's match on the biggest show of the year was won by a comedy act dressed as a woman. The Santina schtick went on for long enough that not only was Santina able to defend t...