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AW F*CK, IT'S THE BUSHWHACKERS! F*CK! Yeah, I don't like the Bushwhackers...at all. They weren't that good in the ring, they were annoying on the mic, and their comedy was decent at best and cringe-worthy at worst. You think Santino was bad? Wait till you see these guys. Anyways, where I was lucky when the 8 Hogan matches on the list came towards the beginning of the series and I got through them quickly, it's only fitting that the 4 Bushwhacker matches came towards the end of the series. With my luck, I'll get all four of them in a row. In the first of the tetralogy (that's a fancy word that I definitely didn't Google) of sh*t comes in the form of the Bushwhackers' WrestleMania V match against the Fabulous Rougeaus, a team of solid workers who got stuck with these scrubs. Let's get into this. So to kick off the match The Bushwhackers, like the noble babyfaces they are, steal the Rougeau's manager Jimmy Hart's jacket and try to rip it in...

Pinterest.com I hate having to write about wrestlers I really like in this series. The fact that guys like Sting, Vader, Scott Steiner, and Scott Hall have all been featured here just upsets me. And now I can (unfortunately) add one of my favorite Hogan-era wrestlers to the list: Jake Roberts. Roberts was easily one of the best promos in history, and his feud with Randy Savage (oh look, another one who's been in this series!) is one of my personal favorites. Sadly, when you get put in the ring with Andre the Giant, you're bound to have a bad match, no matter how good you are. I know Andre is a legend in the business, and one of the most popular wrestlers of all time, but...have you ever actually seen this guy wrestle? I know I said this about Awesome Kong before, but Andre is almost completely immobile. The man spent 90% of his matches leaning on the ropes or in the corner, and could hardly even walk. You know that saying that a wrestler is so good they could have a good...