The Wrestling Section

Not even going to try with an intro for this, cause I don't know jack sh*t about either of these guys, other than the fact that Terry Taylor was the Red Rooster. Let's just get into this. Taylor blindsides Hammer with a computer (that's what JR called it), only for Hammer to quickly take control, hitting a few clotheslines and shaking the ropes. He's like a tiny Ultimate Warrior. Hammer hits a diving knee drop to Taylor's back and...he gets the three? That was it? Uhm... The Verdict Seriously, what do I even say? It lasted, what, a minute? I don't know, they didn't mess anything up, I guess. Then again, it's kind of hard to mess anything up when you wrestle for 60 seconds. I've got nothing. Rankings (Best to Worst) Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998 Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000 T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000 Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House Konnan vs One Man Gang-Su...

I hate these kinds of matches. Not because they're outrageously bad, but because they're pretty much...nothing. Which is worse because when the match gives me nothing, I can't write anything about it. At least when a match is bad and full of frying pans, blindfolds falling off, and Brie Mode, I can usually write a paragraph or two just about those parts. This sucks. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules is like Konnan vs One Man Gang from SuperBrawl VI. It's not bad enough to actually be on this list, but it's on there, so I might as well get through this. Before I start, I just want to point out that Hercules is by far one of the most pale people in history, and this is coming from one of the most pale people in history. Rumor has it that Hercules didn't actually die, but he dyed his hair orange and changed his name to Sheamus. I'm not saying that's true, but I've never seen Hercules and Sheamus in the same place. Just saying. Man, first Summer Rae...