(Special thanks to camilo jaramillo for suggesting this match. If you'd like to see a match covered on the Worst in the World, leave a comment down below.)
Back in January when I covered the 2015 Royal Rumble, I made the case that while WWE's track record with the match isn't perfect, they still tend to hit it out of the park more often than not. Well, WWE really decided to put that statement to the test with the 2022 Royal Rumble, where both of the titular matches left a lot to be desired. So much so that I got the request to cover both matches the morning after they happened, rivaling only EVIL vs Tomohiro Ishii at Wrestle Kingdom 16 for the quickest a match has ever been requested here. I covered the women's match last week, so let's take a look at the men's addition today. Unlike with the women's match and even with the mass releases that have happened over the last two years, WWE still has enough male wrestlers on their roster to hold a full Royal Rumble, meaning that they don't have to rely so heavily on returns (either announced or surprises.) That being said, a big draw of the modern-day Royal Rumble is getting to see wrestlers you haven't seen in a while, so we should expect some fun returns...right? Let's jump into this.
Entrant #1 is 100% the right pick to start the match; AJ Styles. If you had told me when I started this series back in 2016 that AJ Styles would be making his third appearance here, I would have thought you were insane. Styles is quickly followed by entrant #2; Intercontinental Champion Shinsuke Nakamura, prompting Pat McAfee to go wild on commentary before dancing on the commentary. I don't know if I've had a chance to mention it here, but Pat McAfee is such a breath of fresh air on commentary. The bell rings before the two circle each other, feeling each other out before Nakamura begins striking away at Styles. Styles halts the strikes when he catches one of Nakamura's kicks and hits a Dragon Screw leg whip. Nakamura recovers and hits a spinning wheel kick before trying to back suplex Styles over the top rope. Styles avoids elimination, but Nakamura keeps control with a knee to the gut and an ax kick. Nakamura sets up for the Kinshasa, but Styles leaps over it to avoid it and hits a sliding forearm.
Styles works over Nakamura in the corner before Austin Theory enters at #3.
Theory quickly somersaults into the ring and dropkicks Styles before hitting a twisting back suplex on Nakamura. Theory tries to eliminate Nakamura, but nearly gets eliminated himself when Styles runs over and tries to tip him out. Nobody's eliminated yet as Theory stomps away at Styles in the corner until Nakamura starts striking away at him. Both Nakamura & Styles try to eliminate Theory, but Theory survives as Robert Roode enters at #4. Like with Shayna Baszler, I will never forgive WWE for replacing Roode's incredible theme with the super generic Dirty Dawgs theme. Also like with Baszler, WWE dropped the ball hard with Roode. Roode quickly plants Nakamura and Theory with a Spinebuster each before having a staredown with Styles, prompting a "TNA" chant from the crowd. Michael Cole says that Styles & Roode have had "quite the rivalry over the years" without mentioning TNA. I guess the Forbidden Door was only open long enough for Mickie James to sneak in and then got slammed shut behind her. Styles ducks a clothesline, but Roode manages to dump him onto the apron. Styles quickly leaps back into the ring and sunset flips Roode into position for a Styles Clash, but Roode blocks the move by grabbing the ropes. Styles proceeds to dump Roode onto the apron, but Roode avoids elimination and climbs back into the ring...only to get tossed onto the apron on the other side of the ring before getting knocked to the ground and out of the match by a Styles forearm. Bobby Roode deserves so much better.
Theory takes the fight to Styles, but earns a back suplex from Nakamura for his troubles. Nakamura goes for the Kinshasa, but Theory catches him with a spinning backbreaker. Theory & Styles try to eliminate Nakamura as Ridge Holland, who's sporting a protective face mask after getting his nose crushed by Ricochet at Day 1, enters at #5. Holland sends Theory flying with a shoulder block before hitting an arm-trap overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Meanwhile, Nakamura gets eliminated by Styles after Styles hits an enziguri. Holland follows up with another overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Styles before beating down Theory. Entrant #6 is Montez Ford, who immediately throws Styles over the top rope, but Styles hangs on. Theory tries to throw Ford out, but Ford avoids elimination, flexes his agility with a handspring backflip, and hits a dropkick on Theory. Ford throws Theory on the apron, but Holland shuts down an elimination attempt with a forearm to Ford's back. Holland goes for a back suplex on Ford, but Ford flips out of it and hits a thrust kick, followed by an enziguri. Holland regains control, however, with a powerslam. Holland follows up with a huge back body drop on Styles before United States Champion Damian Priest, yet another wrestler who had their amazing entrance music replaced recently, enters at #7.
Priest floors Holland with a clothesline before trying to eliminate Styles. Theory shuts down that attempt, but earns a big backbreaker for his troubles. Priest then goes for a spinning heel kick on Styles, but Styles ducks it and tries to eliminate Priest. Theory tries to help, only for Styles to change targets and try to eliminate him. Priest then takes out Styles and tries to eliminate Theory himself before Sami Zayn enters at #8. Zayn runs into the ring, but opts to hang out in the corner until Ford runs over and stomps away at him. Zayn nearly eliminates Ford before Styles runs over to try and eliminate him, all while the crowd sings "Olé" by the Bouncing Souls, a lovely tribute to Sami Zayn's mentor El Generico who retired from wrestling to move back to Mexico to run his orphanage. Proof that wrestling is scripted, Johnny Knoxville from Jackass is entrant #9. For those who weren't keeping up with the show at the time, Knoxville stated that he wanted to compete in the Rumble match, drawing the ire of Zayn. This all led to their incredibly silly, but very fun Anything Goes match at WrestleMania 38. It was a big promotional tie-in for the fourth Jackass movie, Jackass Forever, that came out five days after this show, but you're not going to get any complaints from me because Jackass is great. Knoxville comes out to the Jackass theme (of course), is accompanied to the ring by fellow Jackass crew members Wee Man, Preston Lacy, and Jasper Dolphin (who is a new edition to the crew and was also part of the highly underappreciated show Loiter Squad), and is dressed like this:Knoxville goes right after Zayn, taking him to the mat with a double leg takedown before punching him and hitting an elbow drop. Knoxville celebrates and points to the WrestleMania sign before Styles walks over and tells him to hit him. Knoxville obliges, prompting Styles to hit a variety of strikes before leveling him with a clothesline. Ford follows up with a frog splash (which Ford always gets incredible height on) before Holland scoops Knoxville up and puts him on the apron. Holland prepares to clothesline him to the ground, but Zayn steals the spotlight and eliminates Knoxville with a Helluva Kick. Zayn, however, quickly gets eliminated by Styles right after. Styles early gets eliminated himself by Priest right after, but he survives before Angelo Dawkins enters the match at #10. Poor Dawkins, not even the people running the show care about his entrance, as the LEDs on the ring show Montez Ford's video while Michael Cole calls him "Angelo Hawkins." The now whole Street Profits try to eliminate Priest, but Holland ends up making the save. Nothing else happens until entrant #11, Omos, enters the match.
Holland & Ford try to rush Omos, but Omos fends both of them off. Theory tries to get the jump on the big man, but Omos floors him with an elbow before Omos tosses Dawkins out of the ring for the elimination. Ford goes for a flying nothing, which ends with him Omos grabbing him by the throat and throwing him out of the ring for another elimination. Omos easily fends off another attempt by Theory before staring down Styles. Styles punches Omos, which Omos responds to by tossing him into the ring post. Omos controls the ring as Ricochet enters at #12. Ricochet quickly hits a springboard missile dropkick on Omos, but Omos barely moves before Omos pops Ricochet up and drops him. Theory & Ricochet try to double team Omos, but Omos fends them both off before he chops Ricochet, which Ricochet sells like he got hit by a car. Entrant #13 is one-half of the Raw Tag Team Champions Chad Gable. Actual Master's degree graduate Gable proves to be the smartest man in the match, convincing the five other men in the match to team up on Omos. He sends Priest first, and Priest fares well at first, but Omos ends up clotheslining him before throwing him out of the ring. Everyone else proceeds to dogpile on Omos while Pat McAfee praises Gable's plan of getting rid of Priest in the process.
Dominik Mysterio enters at #14 and quickly joins the pile, which finally eliminates Omos when Styles hits a flying forearm for the final push. Nothing else happens until Happy Corbin (Baron Corbin) enters at #15. Corbin runs through various men in the match before hitting a chokeslam on Theory. Ricochet takes the fight to Corbin, but gets pushed out of the ring & eliminated by Corbin when he goes for a springboard move. Styles tries to dump Corbin out of the ring, but Corbin survives and nearly eliminates Styles himself.
Entrant #16 is the other half of the Dirty Dawgs in Dolph Ziggler, who quickly superkicks Corbin, but Corbin avoids elimination and headbutts Ziggler. Dominik takes the fight to Corbin and goes for a dive off the top rope, but Corbin dodges it and hits a Deep Six before eliminating him. Meanwhile, Styles gets Theory onto the apron and, after blocking a suplex attempt from Theory, eliminates him with an enziguri. #17 is Sheamus who looks to team up with his protégé Holland, only for Holland to get clotheslined out of the ring by Styles before he even gets in the ring. I know they were different matches...but why the fuck did Ridge Holland last longer in the men's Royal Rumble than Sasha Banks did in the women's? Sheamus goes right after Styles, throwing him around the ring before going for White Noise. Styles slips out, but Sheamus hits a bicycle knee on him before hitting an Irish Curse backbreaker. Sheamus tries to eliminate Styles, but opts for the 10 Beats of the Bodhrán when he can't do that. Entrant #18 is Rik Boogs, Shinsuke Nakamura's personal guitarist who WWE really should've just let go by his amazing real name Eric Bugenhagen. Boogs gutwrench twists Gable around multiple times before going for a powerbomb, but Gable blocks it. Gable locks in an armbar over the top rope, but Boogs powers Gable back into the ring and throws him to the ground. Boogs one hand gorilla presses Gable and tosses him out of the ring for the elimination.
#19 is Madcap Moss, who joins his partner Corbin to run through everyone in the match. Meanwhile, Boogs gorilla presses Ziggler multiple times, but Ziggler avoids elimination. Corbin & Moss double team Styles, but Styles manages to fight back. However, a Phenomenal Forearm attempt on Moss sees Moss dodge it and Corbin catching Styles for a chokeslam backbreaker. Moss finally tosses Styles out of the ring for the elimination. Entrant #20 is Matt Riddle, who rides down to the ring on his scooter. Riddle quickly hits a German suplex on Moss, but just as quickly gets overwhelmed by Corbin & Moss. Boogs makes the save and goes for a gutwrench slam on Moss, but Corbin makes the save before the two team up to eliminate him. Riddle tries to get the jump on them, but his attempt is quickly snuffed out. Entrant #21 is Drew McIntyre, who's wrestling for the first time since Day 1 after Corbin & Moss attacked him and injured his neck. Also, fucking hell, 21 entrants in and we finally get a surprise. In a fun little spot, Corbin & Moss toss Riddle & Ziggler at McIntyre, who easily fends them off. The two try to double team McIntyre, but McIntyre fends both of them off and tosses both right out of the ring. McIntyre isn't done, however, rolling out of the ring to continue the beatdown. McIntyre belly-to-belly suplexes Moss on the outside before hitting both men with the steel steps. McIntyre ends his assault by suplex tossing Moss onto the steps.
Kevin Owens enters at #22, prompting an immediate brawl in the aisleway with McIntyre. The two fight into the ring, where Owens hits a quick Pop-Up Powerbomb on McIntyre. Owens follows up with a cannonball senton on Ziggler in the corner and tries to eliminate Sheamus, but Riddle stops him. Riddle tries to kick Owens, but Owens blocks it and stomps Riddle's bare feet twice before superkicking him. Entrant #23 is Rey Mysterio, who quickly hits a headscissor takedown on Owens followed by a springboard crossbody on Sheamus. Riddle catches Mysterio in an electric chair position, but Mysterio nearly takes him out of the ring with a reverse hurricanrana takeover. Owens shuts down Mysterio's run with a Stunner before entrant #24 is Kofi Kingston. Kingston goes right after Owens, but gets dumped onto the apron quickly. Kingston fights back and goes for a springboard. Owens manages to shove Kingston, and have you ever heard the story of Icarus? The Greek Myth about the dangers of hubris where Icarus's father makes him wings from feathers & wax to fly, but warns him not to fly too close to the sun or the sea, only for Icarus to fly too close to the sun, have his wings melt, and cause him to fall into the sea and drown? This is Kofi Kingston flying too close to the sun. Owens shoves Kingston off the top rope and towards the ring barriers. Unfortunately, Kingston's momentum causes his feet to hit the floor. And I mean clearly, like there was no getting around it.Try as he & Pat McAfee on commentary might, both of Kingston's feet clearly hit the floor. The Kofi spots are generally really fun, but even I can admit that this was really pushing their luck. It's a cool idea in concept, but the degree of difficulty is way too high for this to be plausible. And even if it had worked, landing chest-first on a barrier like that, even on a padded one, has to be brutal. Kofi didn't take a single move in this match, but you can tell that he's in serious pain from that bump. It would have been cool if it worked, but the chance of that actually happening was slim.
Entrant #25 is the other half of the Raw Tag Team Champions Otis, who floors Ziggler with a back elbow before hitting a T-bone suplex on Riddle. Otis follows up with a falling slam on McIntyre before entrant #26, Big E, enters the match. Big E quickly hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Owens before giving Riddle one of his own. Big E follows up with a running splash on Owens before calling for a Big Ending, but Sheamus shuts that down with a Brogue Kick from Sheamus. Mysterio tries to dive at Sheamus, but Sheamus catches him and hits two backbreakers. Entrant #27 is up and we get another surprise entrant in Bad Bunny, aka, the greatest celebrity wrestler in history. Bad Bunny quickly hits a diving crossbody on Sheamus and blocks a Stunner from Owens before giving him a headscissor takedown. Bad Bunny follows up with a Canadian Destroyer (is it still a Canadian Destroyer if the person doing it isn't from Canada?) on Riddle, but Sheamus shuts down his run with a forearm to the back. Sheamus tosses Bunny onto the apron, but Bunny ducks a Brogue Kick attempt, causing Sheamus to fall out of the ring for the elimination. Ziggler takes the fight Bunny, only for Mysterio to catch him with a headscissor takedown. Bunny then drop toe holds Ziggler into position for a 619 from Mysterio, the two eliminating him right after. Bad Bunny then tries to eliminate Mysterio, but Mysterio holds on. Bunny then turns into a Stunner from Owens.
Entrant #28 is another surprise in Shane McMahon, making his first appearance since Night 1 of WrestleMania 37. Apparently, this was a mistake, and Shane was supposed to enter at #29, but the wrong music was played so he had to enter at #28. The camera completely misses Otis eliminating Mysterio as Shane runs down the aisle. Shane enters the match, which means it's time for the SHANE MCMAHON BABY PUNCHES! It is staggering how bad he is at throwing worked punches. Shane punches away at Owens before turning his attention to Riddle. I know it's wrestling and you've gotta suspend your disbelief a lot of the time, but the mere notion that a 52-year-old Shane McMahon could outstrike a former UFC fighter is comical. Reeks of AJ Styles vs Frank Trigg levels of nonsense (also, didn't think I'd be referencing that match a second time in this post.) Owens tries to halt Shane's reign of terror with two superkicks, but Shane STAYS ON HIS FEET. AFTER TWO SUPERKICKS. Owens tries to eliminate Shane, but Shane reverses it and tosses Owens out of the ring. The way he's running through guys, you'd think Shane was booking this match. That's because Shane was, in fact, booking this match. It has since come out that Shane played a heavy role behind the scenes for this year's Rumble, with the main theme of the match being "How Great Shane McMahon Is." Reports have said that Shane specifically chose his spot in the match to highlight him and that he'd even suggested entering at #1 at some point. I don't know if that meant he'd last until the end like (spoilers...for something I'm about to tell you in 30 seconds) he does in this match, but could you imagine "Iron Man Shane McMahon?" The man is already sweating buckets and he's been in the match for less than 90 seconds and he thinks he could go 51 minutes straight? Hilarious. Apparently, a lot of Shane's ideas got turned down and he was not happy about it, causing so many problems backstage that WWE fired Shane within a week of the show. Way to work yourself into a shoot, brother.
Entrant #29 is Randy Orton, who gets a big pop from his hometown St. Louis crowd. Orton hits a quick RKO on Big E before he and his RK-Bro teammate Riddle toss him out of the ring. Man, it is so sad to see how quickly WWE gave up on Big E after he won the WWE Championship. Orton hits another RKO on Otis, allowing Riddle to hop off his back and hit an RKO on McIntyre. RK-Bro toss Otis out of the ring. Five men left in the ring as we get our 30th and final entrant; Brock Lesnar. Lesnar entered this show as WWE Champion, but lost the title to Bobby Lashley earlier in the night thanks to interference from Universal Champion and a betrayal from Lesnar's longtime manager Paul Heyman. Lesnar walks down to the ring, and if you know anything about Brock Lesnar, you'd know that he doesn't get paid by the hour. Lesnar quickly runs through everyone in sight, giving Orton, Shane, and Riddle a belly-to-belly suplex each before clotheslining Orton out of the ring. Bad Bunny tries to size up Lesnar, but Lesnar quickly F-5s him and throws him out of the ring. Another belly-to-belly suplex to Shane before Lesnar throws Riddle out of the ring. It is objectively very funny how little Brock Lesnar wants anything to do with Matt Riddle. Lesnar suplexes Shane one more time before clotheslining him out of the ring. We're down to Lesnar and McIntyre as the two go face to face. McIntyre strikes away at Lesnar before Lesnar scoops him up for an F-5 attempt. McIntyre slips out and catches Lesnar with a Glasgow Kiss headbutt, but an attempt at the Claymore kick is dodged by Lesnar. Lesnar picks McIntyre up and F-5's him out of the ring for the win.
The Verdict
It's not as bad as the 2015 Royal Rumble, but man is this a bad Rumble match. There are a couple of fun little moments, and Bad Bunny's always fun to see (don't know if he should be in the final five of the Rumble, though), but this is a really bland, uneventful match. There are a couple times in this post where I write "nothing happened", and that's not me being lazy, there's really just nothing notable happening at those moments. Hell, even the Johnny Knoxville spot wasn't all that memorable, the only thing that sticks out about it was that a non-wrestler like Johnny Knoxville was in the match. Add on Shane McMahon's vanity booking and the fact that two of the final five were a celebrity guest entrant and SHANE MCMAHON, and this is easily one of the worst Royal Rumble matches ever...just not the worst.
The Rankings (Best to Worst)
- Tommy Dreamer vs Bully Ray-Victory Road 2011
- Triple H vs Kevin Nash-TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs 2011
- Rick Rude vs Jake Roberts-WrestleMania IV
- Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
- Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns-Greatest Royal Rumble
- Ernest Miller vs Norman Smiley-Fall Brawl 1998
- Shane McMahon vs Eric Bischoff-SummerSlam 2003
- The Tag Team Gauntlet-Extreme Rules 2010
- The Gimmick Battle Royal-WrestleMania X-Seven
- Hernandez vs Matt Morgan-Victory Road 2011
- Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt-WrestleMania 33
- Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
- T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
- David Arquette & Diamond Dallas Page vs Jeff Jarrett & Eric Bischoff
- The Women's Tag Team Turmoil-WrestleMania 37 (Night 1)
- Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
- Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
- Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
- Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
- Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
- Steve McMichael vs Reggie White-Slamboree 1997
- Lars Sullivan vs Lucha House Party-Super Showdown 2019
- Alexa Bliss vs Bayley-Extreme Rules 2017
- The Tag Team Fatal 4-Way Match-WrestleMania 13
- The Barbed Wire Christmas Tree Match-TNA iMPACT (12/20/2007)
- Tag Team Battle Royal-WrestleMania XIV
- EVIL vs Tomohiro Ishii-Wrestle Kingdom 16 (Day 1)
- The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
- The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
- Ivan Koloff vs Paul Jones-Clash of the Champions IV
- ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
- Kazushi Sakuraba & Yuji Nagata vs Daniel & Rolles Gracie-Wrestle Kingdom 8
- Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
- Giant Baba vs Bulldog Bob Brown-WrestleRock
- The Reverse Battle Royal-Impact! (10/26/2006)
- Savio Vega vs Rocky Maivia-In Your House 14: Revenge of the Taker
- Jerry Blackwell vs Boris Zhukov-SuperClash II
- Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
- Alex Wright vs Steve McMichael-Halloween Havoc 1997
- The Great Khali vs Kane-WrestleMania 23
- Savio Vega vs Crush vs Faarooq-Ground Zero: In Your House
- The Shockmaster vs Awesome/King Kong-Starrcade 1993
- Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
- The Intercontinental Championship Elimination Chamber-Elimination Chamber 2015
- The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
- Team RAW vs Team SmackDown Men's Elimination Match-Survivor Series 2017
- Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
- Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
- Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
- Konnan vs Scott Hall-Fall Brawl 1998
- Damian Priest vs The Miz-WrestleMania Backlash
- Tyson Tomko vs Stevie Richards-Unforgiven 2004
- Kane vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2009
- The 2022 Women's Royal Rumble
- Rick Steiner vs Scott Steiner-Fall Brawl 1998
- The Extreme Elimination Chamber-December to Dismember 2006
- Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
- Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
- Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
- Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
- Mr. Anderson vs Rob Van Dam-Victory Road 2011
- Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
- El Gigante vs Nailz-G1 Climax 1994 (Day 1)
- Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
- Dusty Rhodes vs The Honky Tonk Man-SummerSlam 1989
- Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
- The Hurt Business vs RETRIBUTION-WWE Monday Night RAW (10/26/2020)
- Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
- Santino Marella vs Heath Slater-WWE Friday Night SmackDown (9/27/2013)
- Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
- Vince Russo vs Ric Flair-WCW Monday Nitro (6/5/2000)
- Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
- Antonio Inoki vs The Great Antonio-NJPW Sumo Hall Show (12/8/1977)
- Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
- The Big Show vs Erick Rowan-TLC: Tables, Ladders, Chairs 2014
- British Bulldog & Jim Neidhart vs The Dancing Fools-Fall Brawl 1998
- Stevie Ray vs Konnan-World War 3 1998
- Vampiro vs The KISS Demon-Bash at the Beach 2000
- Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
- Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
- Big Swole vs Penelope Ford, Rebel, and Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.-AEW Dynamite (8/27/2020)
- Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
- Jinder Mahal vs Randy Orton-Battleground 2017
- Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
- Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
- The New Blood Gauntlet-WCW Monday Nitro (6/5/2000)
- Chris Jericho vs "Goldberg"-Fall Brawl 1998
- Hulk Hogan vs Kevin Nash-WCW Monday Nitro (1/4/1999)
- Sting vs Hulk Hogan-Halloween Havoc 1999
- Hulk Hogan vs Jeff Jarrett-Bash at the Beach 2000
- The 2022 Men's Royal Rumble
- Roman Reigns vs The Undertaker-WrestleMania 33
- The Undertaker vs Goldberg-Super ShowDown 2019
- Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
- Jim Duggan vs Big Boss Man-Royal Rumble 1990
- Meng vs Jim Duggan-Uncensored 1995
- Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
- The Golden Truth vs Breezango-Money in the Bank 2016
- The Undertaker vs Giant González-WrestleMania IX
- Sting vs Tony Palmore-Battle 7
- D-Generation X vs Brothers of Destruction-Crown Jewel
- Wendi Richter vs Leilani Kai-WrestleMania
- Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar-WrestleMania XX
- Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero-WWE Monday Night Raw (7/20/2009)
- Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
- Rosita & Sarita vs Angelina Love & Winter-Victory Road 2011
- Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
- Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
- Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
- Boris Zhukov vs Paul Samson-Beach Brawl
- Roddy Piper vs Hollywood Hogan-Halloween Havoc 1997
- Kane vs The Great Khali-Breaking Point
- Hollywood Hogan & Dennis Rodman vs Diamond Dallas Page & Karl Malone-Bash at the Beach 1998
- PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
- Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
- Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
- The 2015 Royal Rumble Match
- Kazuchika Okada vs Gedo-New Japan Cup 2020 (Day 2)
- Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
- Sting vs Hollywood Hogan-Starrcade 1997
- Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
- Super Invader vs Todd Champion-WrestleWar 1992
- Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez-Crown Jewel 2019
- King Kong Bundy & Jim Neidhart vs Yokozuna & Jake Roberts-Heroes of Wrestling
- Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
- The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
- The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
- The Knockouts Gauntlet-One Night Only: Live! 2016
- AJ Styles vs Frank Trigg-No Surrender 2008
- Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
- Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
- Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
- Brothers of Destruction vs KroniK-Unforgiven 2001
- The Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal-WrestleMania 25
- Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
- Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
- David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
- The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
- Daffney vs Miss Hancock-Bash at the Beach 2000
- The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
- Randy Orton vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-WrestleMania 37 (Night 2)
- The Beverly Brothers vs The Bushwhackers-Royal Rumble 1992
- Savio Vega vs Rocky Maivia-WWF Monday Night Raw (4/14/1997)
- Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
- Savio Vega vs Rocky Maivia-WWF Shotgun Saturday Night (1/25/1997)
- Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
- Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
- Major Gunns vs Miss Hancock-New Blood Rising
- Vince Russo vs Booker T-WCW Monday Nitro (9/25/2000)
- Bradshaw & Trish Stratus vs Christopher Nowinski & Jackie Gayda-WWE Monday Night RAW (7/8/2002)
- Triple H vs Scott Steiner-Royal Rumble 2003
- Goldberg vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-Super ShowDown 2020
- Santina Marella vs Vickie & Chavo Guerrero-Extreme Rules 2009
- Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner vs Goldberg-New Blood Rising
- Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
- Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
- The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
- The House of Horrors Match-Payback 2017
- The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
- Team Dos Caras vs Team El Canek-Leyendas Mexicanas 2017
- Pat Patterson vs Gerald Brisco-King of the Ring 2000
- The Wyatt Swamp Fight-The Horror Show at Extreme Rules
- The Four Doinks vs Team Bigelow-Survivor Series 1993
- Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
- Bret Hart vs Mr. McMahon-WrestleMania XVI
- WarGames 2000: Russo's Revenge-WCW Monday Nitro (9/4/2000)
- Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
- Brock Lesnar vs Braun Strowman-Crown Jewel 2018
- Brock Lesnar vs Ricochet-Super ShowDown 2020
- The Mighty Maccabee vs The Iron Sheik-Maccabiah Mania II: Shekel Slam
- Van Hammer vs Doug Somers-Halloween Havoc 1991
- Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
- Jeff Jarrett vs Sting-Halloween Havoc 2000
- The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
- "Donald Trump" vs "Rosie O'Donnell"-WWE Monday Night RAW (1/8/2007)
- Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
- Toru Yano vs Jado-New Japan Cup 2020 (Day 1)
- Rebel vs Shelly Martinez-One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown
- Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/2010)
- Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
- Seth Rollins vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-Hell in a Cell 2019
- Michael Cole vs Jerry Lawler-WrestleMania XXVII
- The Bushwhackers vs Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff-Heroes of Wrestling
- James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
- John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
- Hulk Hogan vs The Giant-Halloween Havoc 1995
- Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
- Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
- Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
- Akira Maeda vs Andre the Giant-NJPW Big Fighter Series 1986 (Day 15)
Thanks for reading! Be sure to share if you enjoyed and leave any suggestions for matches you'd like to see covered on the Worst in the World in the comments. In two weeks, I'll be going back to WCW in 1998 and looking at a rematch from a match I've already covered on this series, only it's one that nobody really wanted
My problem with this rumble is that 1. Everybodies entrance theme besides a few are unrecognizable so you never know who's coming out, and 2. Just like Sasha I'm pretty sure everybody wanted AJ Styles to go the distance. But no Shane looks strong and Brock wins lol
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for AJ too, but once Brock lost the title the way he did to Lashley, you knew he was getting the win. Had Brock not lost the belt, AJ or Big E would've been my picks to win. I also agree 100% about most people having generic entrance themes. It sucks cause, like I mentioned, guys like Damian Priest and Bobby Roode had unique entrance themes that they shelved for these less interesting ones. Same thing happened with Keith Lee before they released him.
DeleteI am trying to remember if I offered up another WCW suggestion earlier from '98 or if this was one you found yourself. But, it did remind me of something: you know how you did that Raw vs Nitro series for a bit? Well, Wrestling Bios has his, and you two both had something in common: the desire to see when the hell Glacier would finally debut. Just one problem with Raymond M. Lloyd's run as the very obvious Sub-Zero ripoff- the matches weren't that good. You could reasonably put any of the matches he had with Mortis or Wrath in this series. I'll let you take your pic, but Glacier definitely deserves an installment here.
ReplyDeleteOh, and speaking of a guy that definitely deserves a spot: Garett Bischoff. Lowest rated match for him was Against All Odds 2012 against Gunner. From what I have heard, Garett may be one of the worst in-ring guys of all time.
The next one up was a request from about a year ago that I completely forgot about. It was from an anonymous user so I don't know exactly who requested it, but I've been trying to find a place to slip it into.
DeleteAs for the suggestions, I'll definitely add Garrett Bischoff vs Gunner and a Glacier-centric post. The Glacier one works out really well because the 30-year anniversary of the original Mortal Kombat's arcade release is in October, so what better time to talk about a Sub-Zero knock off gimmick. Thanks for the suggestions!