The Wrestling Section

We kick off the show with the first 5 picks of the draft. Seth Rollins to RAW Dean Ambrose to SmackDown Charlotte to RAW AJ Styles to SmackDown Finn Balor to RAW John Cena vs Luke Gallows- Right off the bat, Lillian Garcia botches the introductions, announcing AJ Styles as "The Phenomenon". Hopefully she gets drafted to ECW. To match the Club, Enzo & Cass come out to Cena's corner. At this point, SmackDown goes to commercial break, but instead of just going to commercial, they keep SmackDown on in a little screen on the side. It's such an eye sore, and it's hard to even keep track of because the screen is so small. We come back to full screen with Gallows in control, getting a near fall. Gallows locks in a shoulder claw, but Cena breaks out and runs wild and goes through the Five Moves of Doom. Gallows escapes the AA attempt and delivers a big boot. With both men down, Enzo, Cass, Styles, and Anderson get in the ring. Enzo & Cass toss Styles ...

We kick off the show with Stephanie McMahon, who is quickly interrupted by Shane McMahon. They take about balls a lot before Stephanie announces the revival of the Cruiserweight Division on RAW. Shane mentions that he's been talking to his General Manager, and the crowd starts chanting "YES!" because we all know who it is. Stephanie then announces that the General Manager of RAW is...MICK FOLEY! Shane says he likes the pick because it means he won't see Stephanie every week. Shane then announces his General Manager is...STEVE BLACKMAN! Not really, but could you imagine? No the General Manager is actually...DANIEL BRYAN! YES! YES! YES! Bryan refuses to shake Stephanie's hand, clearly remembering this little gem . Stephanie degrades Bryan because she's awful and likes to make the people WHO MAKE HER MONEY look bad. Shane says he & Bryan are going to make SmackDown the #1 show WWE has. Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn & Cesaro- Cesaro ...

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? Alright...this is the Boogeyman: He is portrayed by a guy named Marty Wright, who was famously cut from the fourth season of Tough Enough because he lied about his age. He was 40 years old claiming to be 30. Regardless, WWE eventually signed him and after around seven months in developmental, he made his main roster debut as The Boogeyman in October. He would spend the first two months of his career scaring other superstars before eventually making his in-ring debut in December, squashing Simon Dean. After winning matches, Boogeyman would take LIVE WORMS, PUT THEM IN HIS MOUTH,   AND THEN SPIT THEM IN HIS OPPONENTS MOUTHS OR ON THEIR FACES!  It was disgusting, and it didn't stop their. Arguably the most famous moment of the Boogeyman's career came when he BIT A MOLE OFF OF JILLIAN HALL'S FACE...AND ATE IT! THIS HAPPENED IN 2006... So you might be thinking "Well, this guy clearly never got any big wins in his car...

It's two of the Freebirds vs Jay Youngblood's less talented brothers. That's all I've got for the intro, let's just get into it. Alright so it's Chris & Mark Youngblood, aka The Renegade Warriors, facing off against Fabulous Freebird members Jimmy Garvin and Michael P.S. Hayes. The "P.S." stands for "Purely Sexy." That was not a joke. Also, Hayes looks like an old, washed up version of Jem in this match So after some dancing by Hayes, The Warriors run wild on the Freebirds and boot them from the ring. Hayes takes an arm drag, calls a timeout, gets his hair fixed, and tags out to Jimmy Garvin. Chris Youngblood works him over until he takes a punch from Hayes on the apron, allowing Garvin to hit a belly-to-back suplex and take control. Garvin tosses Chris from the ring and distracts the referee, allowing Hayes and the Freebirds manager Little Richard Marley to get in some cheap shots before getting him back in the ring. The...

We kick off the show with Samoa Joe. He says he's here to witness Finn Balor vs Shinsuke Nakamura, because he thinks that the idea that the winner becomes a contender for the NXT Championship is insulting. He says he was the one who brought strong style to NXT, and that if Nakamura is the "King of Strong Style", then he is the emperor. He says he is the new face of NXT before being interrupted by Rhyno. He says if has to go through Joe to get to the top, he'll do just that. The two have a stare down before Joe walks off, saying he'll beat Rhyno on his time as he walks up the ramp. Finn Balor vs Shinsuke Nakamura- Yes. Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. This could have headlined Takeover: Brooklyn 2. Hell, this is probably good enough to be a WrestleMania main event. This is going to be great. The two get the title match treatment complete with special lighting and post entrance introductions. The two exchange lock ups and holds to start as dueling "NAKAMUR...

#1 Contendership for the Intercontinental Championship Battle Royal- We kick off the show with a #1 Contenders Battle Royal for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. Miz interrupts Apollo Crews entrance and hypes up the match. He wishes everyone good luck because he's going to beat whoever wins anyway. Also, Darren Young is back. It didn't even get a mention. I guess Bob Backlund couldn't make him great again. At least Backlund is actually at ringside Aiden English is the first one eliminated  by Goldust, followed by Konnor and Curtis Axel. Baron Corbin goes on a tear, eliminating R-Truth and Viktor. The Usos tease eliminating eachother, but they were just joking around because it's not like they're fighting for a title shot, right? Stupid idiots...They then eliminate D-Von Dudley before the commercial break. We come back, with Simon Gotch & Jey Uso getting eliminated during the commercial break. Goldust & Bo Dallas both get eliminated soon after...

The last time I talked about the Cruiserweight Classic , I predicted who I thought were going to be the final 8 competitors and who would win the whole thing. Now that the official bracket has been announced, some of the match-ups prevent my final 8 from happening. Now, here are my revamped predictions for the Cruiserweight Classic. I'm going to go into detail about the match ups, these are just my predictions Here's the official bracket: Round 1 (Round of 32) Akira Tozawa over Kenneth Johnson Jack Gallagher over Fabian Richner Tajiri over Damian Slater Gran Metalik over Alejandro Saez Drew Gulak over Harv Sihra Zack Sabre Jr. over Tyson Dux Noam Dar over Gurv Sihra Ho Ho Lun over Ariya Daivari Brian Kendrick over Raul Mendoza Tony Nese over Anthony Bennett Kota Ibushi over Sean Maluta Cedric Alexander over Clement Petiot TJ Perkins over Da Mack Johnny Gargano over Tommaso Ciampa Lince Dorado over Mustafa Ali Rich Swann over Jason Lee ...