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Worst in the World: Daffney vs Miss Hancock-Bash at the Beach 2000

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Special thanks to Otter Empire for suggesting this match. If you'd like to see a match covered on the Worst in the World, leave a comment down below.

I've said it before that women's wrestling in the WWF during the Attitude Era was about as close to the bottom of the barrel as you can get. The bottom of the barrel would be women's wrestling in WCW, especially during the dying years of the company. The WWF's women's matches might have been transparent excuses to put scantily clad women on TV to hit the 13-17 demographics, but at least there was some semblance of an actual division with workers like Jacqueline & Ivory. WCW didn't even bother with that. No actual women's division, no titles to fight for whatsoever, and barely any in-ring training. Midnight, who appeared in WCW throughout 1999 and 2000, started training in September 1999 and debuted on TV in November that same year, while Molly Holly, who wrestled in WCW as Miss Madness & Mona, described the training as "focused on push-ups, running, sit-ups, squats, and people yelling at you." Not the most thorough training if you're looking to be a professional wrestler. This week's entry in the Worst in the World looks at Daffney vs Miss Hancock (Stacy Keibler with a dick joke for a name that's so lazy you'd think I wrote it) from Bash at the Beach 2000 in a Wedding Gown match (essentially an Evening Gown match.) Both were products of the WCW Power Plant, and while Daffney would later get further training after WCW folded, this was still years before that. This match came about after Hancock stole Daffney's fiancee David Flair away from her. They are fighting...over David Flair. The perks of being Ric's son. Let's get into this.

Hancock comes out with David Flair first wearing what is essentially a sexy Halloween costume version of a wedding dress.

Flair comes down in a tuxedo with hair clippers. We also having a wedding cake at ringside, which prompts Scott Hudson to spoil the obvious outcome by saying "we know what happens when that goes down on a pro wrestling show." Flair gets in the ring and starts kissing up Hancock's leg, getting dangerously close to preventing me from writing about it without getting some kind of guideline strike. I'm not getting a content violation because of David Flair, I refuse. Daffney comes out in a character-appropriate black wedding dress as Hancock and Flair won't stop making out in the ring. Daffney breaks it up by low blowing Flair, which kicks off the match for some reason. Daffney throws Hancock to the ground and tosses her veil off before slamming her into the mat. Flair stops her by grabbing Daffney holding her in place while Hancock stomps away at her.

Hancock follows up with a not great handspring back elbow in the corner before taunting Daffney by shaking her ass in front of her. Daffney responds by throwing Hancock to the ground before giving her two stunted snapmares, which Hancock does bump well for, to be far. Daffney screams at Hancock, who gives her an up-kick to the gut before the two try to throw each other into the cake. When Daffney gets the advantage, Flair comes in to break it up. Flair holds Daffney back while the referee Slick Johnson (the one who wore shorts in TNA) holds Hancock back, so both women slap them before Hancock low blows Johnson and rips off his pants, revealing he's made the bold decision to tuck is referee shirt all the way into this underwear.

Daffney responds by doing the same to Flair before giving him a ball tap before throwing Hancock head first in his penis. Mark Madden makes the call "THEY'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET!" Mark Madden has one funny line every show he's on, it's just surrounded by 99 awful ones.

Hancock "attempts" to rip off Daffney's dress, and by "attempts" I mean she grabs the hem and just kind of shakes it around a bit. Daffney chases Hancock around the ring until Flair grabs her again and tries to shave her with the hair clippers. This brings out Crowbar to make the save, who gives Flair a back suplex followed by a chop. It's crazy how much better the match gets when someone with even just a little bit of experience shows up. Crowbar sees everyone's lost their pants already, so Crowbar takes his off, takes a back bump for no reason, chops Flair some more, and gives him a front suplex. Crowbar drags Flair to the corner with his jeans and tells Daffney to shave him with the clippers. This prompts Hancock to grab the mic. She says she knows what everyone came here to see and to hit her music, prompting her to rip off her skirt and dance. Even though she still has her top on, Johnson calls for the bell and gives the win to Daffney.

Johnson & Crowbar take the opportunity to sit and watch as Hancock starts to take off her top. Daffney breaks up the fun* and shoves cake in Hancock's face. Hancock, Daffney, Flair, and Crowbar all throw cake at each other before Flair & Hancock flee to the back. This cake fight creates a mess that WCW was so unprepared for that it takes them (no joke) THREE WHOLE MINUTES to clean up. Actually, they don't even manage that, because they just flip the mats over. What a company.

The Verdict

I get it, it's cool to see hot women without their clothes on, but as a wrestling match, this just isn't really...anything. Hancock is better than I anticipated, and she really bumped for Daffney here, but this is still not worth watching. Very little wrestling to speak of, a confusing finish, and a pointless and interesting food fight to end it. I'd actually argue the best part of this match was Crowbar running in for a minute. He's not even super experienced at this point, but he's still light years better and more entertaining than everyone in this match. I'd skip it.

Rankings (Best to Worst)

  1. Rick Rude vs Jake Roberts-WrestleMania IV
  2. Too Much vs Al Snow & Head-King of the Ring 1998
  3. Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns-Greatest Royal Rumble
  4. Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt-WrestleMania 33
  5. Vampiro vs Sting-Great American Bash 2000
  6. T&A vs Head Cheese-WrestleMania 2000
  7. Triple H vs Sgt. Slaughter-D-Generation X: In Your House
  8. Konnan vs One Man Gang-SuperBrawl VI
  9. Ultimate Warrior vs Hercules-WrestleMania IV
  10. Rick Rude vs Hawk-Clash of the Champions XXV
  11. Shelton Benjamin vs Viscera-New Year's Revolution 2006
  12. Steve McMichael vs Reggie White-Slamboree 1997
  13. The Tag Team Fatal 4-Way Match-WrestleMania 13
  14. Tag Team Battle Royal-WrestleMania XIV
  15. The Chamber of Horrors-Halloween Havoc 1991
  16. The Natural Disasters vs Money Inc.-WrestleMania VIII
  17. Ivan Koloff vs Paul Jones-Clash of the Champions IV
  18. ODB, Taylor Wilde, and Roxxi vs The Kongtourage-Genesis 2009
  19. Ivory vs Tori-SummerSlam 1999
  20. Giant Baba vs Bulldog Bob Brown-WrestleRock
  21. The Reverse Battle Royal-Impact! (10/26/2006)
  22. Jerry Blackwell vs Boris Zhukov-SuperClash II
  23. Nikita Koloff vs Bobby Eaton-Bunkhouse Stampede
  24. Alex Wright vs Steve McMichael-Halloween Havoc 1997
  25. The Great Khali vs Kane-WrestleMania 23
  26. Savio Vega vs Crush vs Faarooq-Ground Zero: In Your House
  27. The Shockmaster vs Awesome/King Kong-Starrcade 1993
  28. Total Divas vs Other Divas-Survivor Series 2013
  29. The Oddities vs Kaientai-SummerSlam 1998
  30. Hulk Hogan vs Sid Justice-WrestleMania VIII
  31. Paul Ellering vs Teddy Long-Capital Combat
  32. Dusty Rhodes vs Big Boss Man-Saturday Night's Main Event (10/31/1989)
  33. Tyson Tomko vs Stevie Richards-Unforgiven 2004
  34. Kane vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2009
  35. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Hog Wild
  36. Hollywood Hogan vs The Giant-Souled Out 1997
  37. Dustin Rhodes & King Kong vs Awesome Kong & The Equalizer-Battlebowl
  38. Finlay & Little Bastard vs The Boogeyman & Little Boogeyman-No Way Out 2007
  39. Jake Roberts vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania V
  40. Yokozuna vs King Mabel-In Your House 4
  41. Dusty Rhodes vs The Honky Tonk Man-SummerSlam 1989
  42. Sting & Hawk vs Meng & Kurasawa-Clash of the Champions XXXI
  43. Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage-Uncensored 1998
  44. Al Snow vs Big Boss Man-Unforgiven 1999
  45. Mickie James vs Ashley-Royal Rumble 2006
  46. Christy Hemme vs Big Fat Oily Guy-Against All Odds 2007
  47. Stevie Ray vs Konnan-World War 3 1998
  48. Vampiro vs The KISS Demon-Bash at the Beach 2000
  49. Team WCW vs nWo Wolfpac vs nWo Hollywood-Fall Brawl 1998
  50. Vampiro vs Oklahoma-Starrcade 1999
  51. Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant-WrestleMania III
  52. Van Hammer vs Terrance Taylor-Clash of the Champions XVI
  53. Junkyard Dog vs Moondog Spot-Wrestling Classic
  54. The Undertaker vs Goldberg-Super ShowDown 2019
  55. Hiroshi Wajima vs Tom Magee-All Japan Pro Wrestling 1988
  56. Jim Duggan vs Big Boss Man-Royal Rumble 1990
  57. Meng vs Jim Duggan-Uncensored 1995
  58. Jim Steele vs The Equalizer-SuperBrawl IV
  59. The Undertaker vs Giant González-WrestleMania IX
  60. Sting vs Tony Palmore-Battle 7
  61. D-Generation X vs Brothers of Destruction-Crown Jewel
  62. Wendi Richter vs Leilani Kai-WrestleMania
  63. Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar-WrestleMania XX
  64. Edge vs Triple H vs Vladimir Kozlov-Survivor Series 2008
  65. Kevin Sullivan vs Dave Sullivan-SuperBrawl V
  66. Steve McMichael vs Brian Adams-Road Wild 1998
  67. Scott Hall vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl IX
  68. Boris Zhukov vs Paul Samson-Beach Brawl
  69. Kane vs The Great Khali-Breaking Point
  70. PN News & Bobby Eaton vs Steve Austin & Terrance Taylor-Great American Bash 1991
  71. Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious vs Jeff Jarrett vs Road Warrior Animal-Sin
  72. Hollywood Hogan vs Roddy Piper-SuperBrawl 1997
  73. Batista vs The Great Khali-SummerSlam 2007
  74.  Sable vs Tori-WrestleMania XV
  75. Super Invader vs Todd Champion-WrestleWar 1992
  76. Brock Lesnar vs Cain Velasquez-Crown Jewel 2019
  77. King Kong Bundy & Jim Neidhart vs Yokozuna & Jake Roberts-Heroes of Wrestling
  78. Sid Vicious vs The Nightstalker-Clash of the Champions XIII
  79. The 8-Divas Tag Match-Survivor Series 1999
  80. The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Renegade Warriors-Halloween Havoc 1990
  81. The Knockouts Gauntlet-One Night Only: Live! 2016
  82. AJ Styles vs Frank Trigg-No Surrender 2008
  83. Rick Rude vs Masahiro Chono-Halloween Havoc 1992
  84. Mike Awesome vs Vampiro-Halloween Havoc 2000
  85. Bray Wyatt vs John Cena-Extreme Rules 2014
  86. Brothers of Destruction vs KroniK-Unforgiven 2001
  87. Mabel vs The Undertaker-King of the Ring 1995
  88. Wendi Richter vs The Fabulous Moolah-The Brawl to End it All
  89. David Flair vs Kimberly Page-Mayhem 1999
  90. The Truth Commission vs The Disciples of Apocolypse-Survivor Series 1997
  91. Daffney vs Miss Hancock-Bash at the Beach 2000
  92. The Bushwhacker vs The Fabulous Rougeaus-WrestleMania V
  93. The Beverly Brothers vs The Bushwhackers-Royal Rumble 1992
  94. Teddy Long vs Eric Bischoff-Survivor Series 2005
  95. Greg Valentine vs George Steele-Heroes of Wrestling
  96. Abdullah the Butcher vs One Man Gang-Heroes of Wrestling
  97. Major Gunns vs Miss Hancock-New Blood Rising
  98. Bradshaw & Trish Stratus vs Christopher Nowinski & Jackie Gayda-RAW (7/8/2002)
  99. Triple H vs Scott Steiner-Royal Rumble 2003
  100. Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner vs Goldberg-New Blood Rising
  101. Hollywood Hogan vs The Warrior-Halloween Havoc 1998
  102. Mr. T vs Roddy Piper-WrestleMania 2
  103. The Royal Family vs Clowns R' Us-Survivor Series 1994
  104. The Blacktop Bully vs Dustin Rhodes-Uncensored 1995
  105. Team Dos Caras vs Team El Canek-Leyendas Mexicanas 2017
  106. Pat Patterson vs Gerald Brisco-King of the Ring 2000
  107. The Four Doinks vs Team Bigelow-Survivor Series 1993
  108. Sting vs Jeff Hardy-Victory Road 2011
  109. Oz vs Tim Parker-SuperBrawl
  110. Brock Lesnar vs Braun Strowman-Crown Jewel 2018
  111. Brock Lesnar vs Ricochet-Super ShowDown 2020
  112. The Mighty Maccabee vs The Iron Sheik-Maccabiah Mania II: Shekel Slam
  113. Van Hammer vs Doug Somers-Halloween Havoc 1991
  114. Ultimate Warrior vs Andre the Giant-Saturday Night's Main Event (11/25/1989)
  115. Jeff Jarrett vs Sting-Halloween Havoc 2000
  116. The Doomsday Cage Match-Uncensored 1996
  117. Kane vs The Undertaker-Judgement Day 1998
  118. Rebel vs Shelly Martinez-One Night Only: Knockouts Knockdown
  119. Kaitlyn vs Maxine-NXT (10/19/2010)
  120. Sabu vs The Sandman-November to Remember 1997
  121. Seth Rollins vs "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt-Hell in a Cell 2019
  122. Michael Cole vs Jerry Lawler-WrestleMania XXVII
  123. The Bushwhackers vs Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff-Heroes of Wrestling
  124. James Storm vs Chris Harris-Lockdown 2007
  125. John Laurinaitis vs John Cena-Over the Limit 2012
  126. Ultimate Warrior vs Goldust-In Your House 7
  127. Los Villanos vs Los Psycho Circus-Triplemania XXIII
  128. Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell-Victory Road 2009
Thanks for reading! Be sure to share if you enjoy and leave any suggestions for matches you'd like to see covered on the Worst in the World. Until next time.

*none of this was fun.
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