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My Thoughts on SmackDown (3/14/17): Bust Your Windows


  • We open with Daniel Bryan on his phone talking about the show tonight when AJ Styles comes in looking for Shane McMahon. Bryan says he'll be here later, but Styles says he's going out in front of the WWE Universe tonight. Bryan tells him to watch himself, but Styles says he's looking out for himself. This leads to Styles coming out and taking a mic. He says he's tired of being messed with by Bryan & Shane. He says he's been put in unfair situations by Bryan and has been screwed over, like how he hasn't gotten a one-on-one rematch for the WWE Championship. He says Randy Orton got put in the main event of WrestleMania over him for burning down Bray Wyatt's house, that he had the best 2016 of anyone, and that he's the reason people watch SmackDown. He wonders why the best WWE superstar doesn't have a match at WrestleMania and he plans on having a conversation about his career with Shane McMahon.
  • Also, no David Otunga on commentary tonight because he's filming a movie
    ...However, Mauro Ranallo isn't on commentary tonight either due to travel issues.
  • Becky Lynch vs Natalya-The two lock up before Becky takes down Natalya. Becky hits a spin kick before Natalya calls a timeout. She extends a hand, so Becky does to...to her face...she slapped her is what I'm trying to say. Becky locks in an STF, but Natalya gets to the ropes to break the hold. Natalya recovers outside the ring before the commercial break. We come back to see Natalya leaving the ring again. Becky follows her out, only to get bodyslammed outside the ring. Natalya throws Becky back in the ring and works over Becky. Becky comes back with two clotheslines, a leg lariat, and a Bex-Ploder before going for the Flying Firearm. Natalya counters and sets Becky up on the top rope, but Becky rolls off the top rope right into the Dis-Arm-Her for the submission win. Fine match, nothing special. After the match, Carmella shows up and superkicks both Becky & Natalya.
  • Backstage, Carmella explains why she did what she did. She says she'll become the Women's Champion at WrestleMania.
  • It's time for Miz TV! This is a special edition of Miz TV, as the guests tonight are...Miz & Maryse. He says they'll be giving the fans a look into how big of frauds John Cena & Nikki Bella are. They say Cena will never marry Nikki because he only loves himself. Maryse says that Nikki is even worse than Cena, so Miz asks her to explain. According to Maryse, she was offered a contract to be on Season One of Total Divas with the Bellas and Kelly Kelly, but Nikki (her best friend) told her to hold out for better offers. When WWE pulled the deal, Nikki said she'd fix it because she was dating John Cena...and she was untouchable. And later, Nikki told her that she & Brie were going back to WWE and were going to be on Total Divas. Maryse says Nikki robbed her of an opportunity, and she'll expose her for who she really is. A lying, backstabbing bitch. John Cena & Nikki Bella come out and chase Miz & Maryse off. Nikki grabs the mic and says if she didn't want Maryse in WWE, she wouldn't be here today. She says Maryse made her whole story up and challenges her to a fight right now. Miz says she won't fight Nikki right now because she has nothing to prove and ends Miz TV. However, Daniel Bryan comes out and says he's disappointed in how lame this edition of Miz TV was. He says he really wants to punch Miz in the face for all the times he's mocked him for being able to wrestle anymore and copying his moves, but he can't do that...but Cena & Nikki can. So he books a match for WrestleMania; John Cena & Nikki Bella vs The Miz & Maryse.
  • Mickie James vs Alexa Bliss-The two shove eachother before locking up and fighting to the mat. Alexa forearms Mickie in the face before the two fight into the corner. Mickie throws Alexa out of the ring, only for Alexa to throw Mickie's head into the post and yank her out of the ring to the outside before the commercial break. We come back to Alexa working over Mickie in the ring. Mickie fights back and locks in a single leg Boston Crab, but Alexa breaks the hold by getting to the ropes. Mickie kicks Alexa in the face for a near fall before hitting a fisherman's suplex for another near fall. We then get my favorite Alexa Bliss spot...the CHOKE SPOT! Just once, I want her to do a chokeslam. I don't care if she's only 5 feet tall and it makes no sense, it would be great. Alexa hits an STO for a near fall before going for the DDT, but Mickie blocks it by holding the ropes. Mickie goes for the Mickie-DT, but Alexa reverses it and the two trade roll ups before Alexa clocks James. Alexa goes for Insult to Injury, but Mickie dodges the standing moonsault and hits the Mick Kick for the win. Pretty good match.
  • Renee Young interviews AJ Styles who is waiting for Shane McMahon in the parking garage. Shane pulls up suddenly, only for him to be attacked by Styles. Styles throws him around the garage before throwing him through a car window. Finlay runs over and tells Styles to leave before calling for paramedics.
  • After a commercial break, paramedics check on a bloody Shane McMahon. They walk him to the back to get his head checked out.
  • AJ Styles is packing his stuff and trying to leave before he is confronted by Daniel Bryan. Bryan says he has lost all respect for Styles before firing him. Bryan has security escort him out
  • Mojo Rawley vs Dolph Ziggler-Or as I call him; "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Mojo Rawley. " The two lock up before Rawley forces Ziggler into the corner. Rawley throws Ziggler high into the air before throwing him out of the ring...twice. Ziggler starts to yell at JBL, so Rawley yanks Ziggler back in by his hair, only for Ziggler to yank him down on the ropes for a near fall. Ziggler tries to throw Rawley over the top rope, only for Rawley to throw him out instead. Ziggler decides "f*ck it" and walks to the back for the countout loss.
  • Outcomes Randy Orton for a promo. He says you can learn a lot from a Viper and says he waited for months to hit Bray Wyatt where it hurt the most. He says he earned Bray Wyatt's trust before Wyatt shows up and pours Sister Abigail's ashes on himself, saying she lives through him now.
  • Baron Corbin gets interviewed. He says he didn't cross the line when he pinned Dean Ambrose with a forklift because he has no lines. He challenges Ambrose to a match at WrestleMania for the Intercontinental Championship and says he'll put Ambrose down.
  • American Alpha vs The Usos-Gable & Jimmy Uso start before Jey quickly tags in. Jordan tags in and dropkicks Jey for a near fall. During the match, we get a picture-in-picture showing Shane McMahon walking backstage with Finlay & Jamie Noble. During that time, the Usos go for a double team move on Jordan off the top rope, but Gable comes over to make the save and dropkick them both down before the commercial break. We come back to see Jason Jordan getting knocked off the apron by Jey Uso. The Usos continue to work over Jordan while we get another picture-in-picture showing Shane McMahon refusing to leave the arena and coming out to the ring. Gable gets the hot tag and hits two German suplexes on Jey before catching a diving Jimmy and hitting a belly-to-belly suplex before giving Jey a third German suplex for a near fall. Jey almost gets the win off a roll up before Jordan tags in and American Alpha goes for the Steinerizer. However, Jimmy knocks Gable off the top rope and ties him up in the ropes before superkicking Jordan, allowing Jey to get the pin and the win. Fine match, these teams have had better matches together, though.
  • Outcomes Shane McMahon, who quickly says AJ Styles has an opponent for WrestleMania now.

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