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My Thoughts on SmackDown (11/29/16): (Dumb) Luck of the Irish

  • We kick off the show with a contract signing for the Women's Championship. Renee Young brings Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch. Bliss says that she thought Becky was trying to avoid her, but she's not smart enough to do that. Becky was that Bliss behaves like a four-year-old, which the crowd reacts to before Bliss tells them not to because "that was rude". I love Alexa Bliss. Becky says that Bliss can't rum from her at TLC and signs the contract and says she got to where she is is because she is relentless. Bliss says that every time Becky talks she feels like she's going to throw up and that she is better than her. She signs the contract before Becky attacks her. The two fight before Becky hits the Bexploder Suplex. Becky clears off the table and sets up Bliss for a top rope Bexploder, but Bliss shoves her off through the table. 
  • Dolph Ziggler & Kalisto vs Baron Corbin & The Miz with Maryse-Corbin goes after Kalisto right as the match starts, leaving him open to a dropkick from Ziggler. Ziggler hits a Stinger Splash, but Corbin blocks the follow up neckbreaker and clotheslines Ziggler before the commercial break. We come back to see Corbin throwing Ziggler out of the ring. Miz tags in and grabs a ladder. Miz sets it up against the ring post, but Ziggler avoids it and hits a jumping DDT on him followed by a superkick on Corbin. Ziggler & Miz barely beat the 10 count and Ziggler makes the hot tag to Kalisto. Kalisto flies around the ring, hitting the hurricanrana driver for a near fall. Miz takes out Ziggler at ringside before Corbin saves Miz from a suicide dive from Kalisto. Miz rolls Kalisto back in the ring, only for Ziggler to superkick him when he tries to get back in himself. Maryse throws the ladder into Ziggler at ringside while Kalisto hits Salida del Sol. Kalisto makes the cover, but Corbin hits him with a chair for the DQ.
  • Dasha Fuentes interviews American Alpha. They say they'll teach Bray Wyatt & Randy Orton how to levitate when Jordan suplexes them around the ring and that Gable will knock their lights out.
  • Immediately after, Bray Wyatt appears on-screen and says American Alpha is delusional. Orton says they're naive, close minded, and blind. He says he & Bray are the only two that matters. Orton questions if Luke Harper can get the job done against Kane tonight, and Bray tells him to send Kane back to Hell.
  • Carmella comes out to the ring and apologizes to John Cena for what she's going to do Nikki Bella at TLC, promising to hit her so hard with a chair that her "Bella Twins" will be popping out of her back. She then says that she'll beat her so bad she won't be thinking about marriage anymore and that the E Network will have to cancel Total Bellas. Anyone who gets Total Bellas canceled has to be a babyface. This brings out Nikki Bella, who attacks Carmella. The two brawl before Carmella runs off.
  • It's time for the Ambrose Asylum. Ambrose brings out his guest tonight James Ellsworth. He says he never would've thought that he'd be in WWE and that he was in the right place at the right time. Ellsworth says that he's by Ambrose's side and that he could probably beat AJ Styles again. This brings out Styles, who rags on the Ambrose Asylum before standing on the announce table. Styles says that Ellsworth is just a prop to insult him, so Ambrose drops the fact that Styles has lost to Ellsworth three times. Styles says he's demanding respect and he'll beat it out of him at TLC. Ambrose says that Styles is easy and he'll beat him at TLC. Styles attacks Ambrose & Ellsworth, dropping the steel steps on Ambrose before dropping a ladder on Ellsworth. Styles takes a chair and hits Ellsworth with it before setting up for a Styles Clash on the floor, only to walk over and do it off the steps. Ellsworth is carted off by paramedics.
  • Kane vs Luke Harper-The two go back and forth before Kane knocks Harper down with a shoulder tackle. Kane no sells a superkick before Harper avoids a powerslam and rolls out of the ring. Back in the ring, Kane hits a big boot and Harper rolls back out before the commercial break. We come back to see Harper working over Kane with a headlock. Harper avoids a chokeslam kicks Kane in the head for a near fall. Kane comes back with a DDT and follows up with a sidewalk slam for a near fall. Harper comes back with a dropkick and goes for the 10 punches in the corner, but Kane counters and hits a powerbomb for a near fall. Harper blocks a chokeslam attempt and hits a Boss Man Slam for a near fall. Kane fight back with a belly-to-back suplex and goes to the top rope. Harper dodges a diving clothesline and hits a superkick for a near fall. Harper goes to the top rope, but Kane meets him up there and hits a superplex. Kane hits the chokeslam for the win. This was awful. Seriously, one of the worst matches I've seen in a long time, excluding things I watched for the Worst in the World (cheap plug).
  • Renee Young interviews Becky Lynch. Becky says she has a spine bruise, but she will be defending the title at TLC. Renee tells her that Alexa Bliss has challenged her to a tables match, and Becky accepts.
  • The Wyatt Family vs American Alpha-Orton & Jordan start off with a back and forth before Jordan arm drags Orton and locks in an armbar. Wyatt tags in, but Jordan keeps control and gets him to American Alpha's corner. American Alpha double dropkicks Wyatt to the outside, where he tears apart the announce table. Back in the ring, Wyatt avoids a crossbody by Jordan, sending him into the ropes. The Wyatts beat down on Jordan until Gable makes a blind tag and hits a diving crossbody on Orton. Orton blocks a monkey flip by Gable, but Gable locks in an armbar over the top rope. Gable tries to go to the top rope, but Wyatt knocks him down and to the outside before the commercial break. We come back to Wyatt hitting a body avalanche in the corner on Gable for a near fall. Wyatt hits a DDT on the ring apron for a near fall. The Wyatts continue to beat down on Gable until Gable dropkicks Wyatt. Gable goes for the hot tag. IT'S JASON JORDAN HOT TAG-NOPE! Wyatt knocks Jordan off the apron before Gable can tag out and plants Gable with an Uranage. Back to the beatdown, Orton sets Gable up on the top rope and hits a superplex. Gable finally makes the hot tag. IT'S JASON JORDAN HOT TAG TIME BITCHES! Jordan suplexes Wyatt around the ring before throwing Orton out of the ring, allowing Gable to take him out with a cannonball off the ring apron. Wyatt comes back with a cross body block, but Jordan responds with a German suplex. Jordan pulls the straps down, but the lights go out and Luke Harper appears. This allows Wyatt to set up for Sister Abigail, but Gable stops it with a dropkick. American Alpha sets up for Grand Amplitude, but Orton takes out Gable with an RKO, allowing Wyatt to hit Sister Abigail for the win. Really good match with a really good ending.
  • Backstage, Heath Slater & Rhyno get interviewed before being interrupted by AJ Styles. Rhyno & Styles go face to face before Dean Ambrose runs in and attacks Styles. Ambrose beats down on Styles to close the show.

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